Jac Reynolds
@saboteur.bsky.social
Public defender, dog parent, Disney Adult.
Non-sports dog: Unwilling to come near me in spite of the fact that she is so close to me most of the time that the only way she could be closer would involve degloving.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Non-sports dog: Unwilling to come near me in spite of the fact that she is so close to me most of the time that the only way she could be closer would involve degloving.
Sports dog: Chill in spite of the vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sports dog: Chill in spite of the vibes.
[Collars & Co ad comes on TV]
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[Collars & Co ad comes on TV]
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
All I can think about these radioactive shrimp:
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
All I can think about these radioactive shrimp:
Me, whenever a CIS, het, white guy waiting by the shopping cart for his wife gets in my way at the grocery store:
February 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me, whenever a CIS, het, white guy waiting by the shopping cart for his wife gets in my way at the grocery store:
Mahomes ain't felt this good since:
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mahomes ain't felt this good since:
Troy Aikman's wardrobe is provided by a company that uses choice wording that in no way plays into rumors that have been floating around about him... ever...
January 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Troy Aikman's wardrobe is provided by a company that uses choice wording that in no way plays into rumors that have been floating around about him... ever...
TSA handed back my NEXUS with a slip of paper telling me I needed to get Real ID compliant.
So I guess I'm traveling with TSA's website pulled up on my phone from now on?
Like, bruh, Homeland Security says I'm good to go...
So I guess I'm traveling with TSA's website pulled up on my phone from now on?
Like, bruh, Homeland Security says I'm good to go...
September 24, 2024 at 10:41 AM
TSA handed back my NEXUS with a slip of paper telling me I needed to get Real ID compliant.
So I guess I'm traveling with TSA's website pulled up on my phone from now on?
Like, bruh, Homeland Security says I'm good to go...
So I guess I'm traveling with TSA's website pulled up on my phone from now on?
Like, bruh, Homeland Security says I'm good to go...
I will never not post because Sorbo can't take this away from me.
February 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I will never not post because Sorbo can't take this away from me.
Well, at least this time I'm employed in a necessary role and have dogs...?
December 27, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Well, at least this time I'm employed in a necessary role and have dogs...?
No, but why does the Duolingo widget have no chill?
October 28, 2023 at 1:21 AM
No, but why does the Duolingo widget have no chill?
Michelin Man running from the grandstands to the pit lane because Pirelli shat the bed again.
October 7, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Michelin Man running from the grandstands to the pit lane because Pirelli shat the bed again.
Legit accessed my former church's website to nab a pic of the enormous, glass-sided pool we had and found this fucking gem instead:
October 7, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Legit accessed my former church's website to nab a pic of the enormous, glass-sided pool we had and found this fucking gem instead: