Jac Reynolds
@saboteur.bsky.social
Public defender, dog parent, Disney Adult.
If the Jays win this like the Ranger eliminated the Astros, so help me god....
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If the Jays win this like the Ranger eliminated the Astros, so help me god....
Non-sports dog: Unwilling to come near me in spite of the fact that she is so close to me most of the time that the only way she could be closer would involve degloving.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Non-sports dog: Unwilling to come near me in spite of the fact that she is so close to me most of the time that the only way she could be closer would involve degloving.
Sports dog: Chill in spite of the vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sports dog: Chill in spite of the vibes.
Is Noah Reid the second coming of Brad Paisley?
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is Noah Reid the second coming of Brad Paisley?
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
Free Willy theme song plays. J, K, and L pods respond to the call, have learned the adipose gathering tricks of their Indian Ocean relatives, but are willing to see if the human mammal yields a higher result.
These disgustingly filthy luxurious super yachts of the super rich is all the proof I need to justify much higher income taxes and a significant wealth tax! And a luxury yacht tax at 30 percent per year?
Seriously in a society where people are losing their SNAP benefits and ACA premium subsidies!
Seriously in a society where people are losing their SNAP benefits and ACA premium subsidies!
These tech billionaires have the largest superyachts
When it comes to superyachts, the bigger the better. These are the largest yachts owned by tech billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
www.businessinsider.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Free Willy theme song plays. J, K, and L pods respond to the call, have learned the adipose gathering tricks of their Indian Ocean relatives, but are willing to see if the human mammal yields a higher result.
Wrobleski did what Giminez wanted.... now it's only he hit Springer and did what we all wanted...
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wrobleski did what Giminez wanted.... now it's only he hit Springer and did what we all wanted...
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
[Collars & Co ad comes on TV]
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[Collars & Co ad comes on TV]
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Horror Movie, but I'm the female lead:
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Horror Movie, but I'm the female lead:
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
Imagine being Josh Naylor's wife, listening to commentary about his groin injury when you literally gave birth last week. #gomariners
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Imagine being Josh Naylor's wife, listening to commentary about his groin injury when you literally gave birth last week. #gomariners
ARE YOU A BELIEBER?
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ARE YOU A BELIEBER?
I am in two book clubs and reading a 3rd of my own volition. I dont have time for this.
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am in two book clubs and reading a 3rd of my own volition. I dont have time for this.
At this point, I'd settle for a hobble off home run...
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
At this point, I'd settle for a hobble off home run...
18th inning is just 9 simultaneous thumb wars, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
18th inning is just 9 simultaneous thumb wars, right?
I really need to stop referring to my client as a bargain basement Pedro Pascal... because it is fucking with me. #publicdefense
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I really need to stop referring to my client as a bargain basement Pedro Pascal... because it is fucking with me. #publicdefense
Both of my dogs are acting like watching me do yard work for 2 and a half hours was exhausting.
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Both of my dogs are acting like watching me do yard work for 2 and a half hours was exhausting.
Hope this is super awkward for Joey Cora
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hope this is super awkward for Joey Cora
Pulling out the 12% ABV Dechuttes vintage for the bottom of the 11th and immediately realizing that you are the point person for DUIs for people watching this god forsaken game in your county tonight. Guess who is getting wrecked? Not me, @mearnsrea.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Pulling out the 12% ABV Dechuttes vintage for the bottom of the 11th and immediately realizing that you are the point person for DUIs for people watching this god forsaken game in your county tonight. Guess who is getting wrecked? Not me, @mearnsrea.bsky.social
My husband just got up at the end of the eighth inning and said, "Well, we can get a walk off...that could be fun." And I really just don't know if he's built for Mariners postseason baseball...
October 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My husband just got up at the end of the eighth inning and said, "Well, we can get a walk off...that could be fun." And I really just don't know if he's built for Mariners postseason baseball...
The Bosas are the Watts's Warios.
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Bosas are the Watts's Warios.
Do you think the NFL is a sample size large enough to test herd immunity? Asking for the Vikings defensive line.
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Do you think the NFL is a sample size large enough to test herd immunity? Asking for the Vikings defensive line.
I love hearing the US national anthem back to back with other national anthems so we can hear just how uncool ours is. The drums in Ireland's? Phenomenal. The racial disparity in ours? Gross. #nflindublin
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I love hearing the US national anthem back to back with other national anthems so we can hear just how uncool ours is. The drums in Ireland's? Phenomenal. The racial disparity in ours? Gross. #nflindublin
Fuck. Da Bears just made this less interesting. The score bug on my screen of 6 to 6 for the cards/niners game tells me Cowboys/Bears is still the best option. Maybe Dak will get spit on again?
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fuck. Da Bears just made this less interesting. The score bug on my screen of 6 to 6 for the cards/niners game tells me Cowboys/Bears is still the best option. Maybe Dak will get spit on again?
I would rather watch a broadcast of a game where i have to listen to Tom fucking Brady narrate than my team destroy another team because interesting football is better football.
September 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I would rather watch a broadcast of a game where i have to listen to Tom fucking Brady narrate than my team destroy another team because interesting football is better football.
Dog flops on floor to protest bath.
Dog snaps at me.
Dog sent to kennel for timeout.
Dog walked from kennel to bathroom for bath.
Dog bolts from bathroom.
Dog found in kennel.
Dog's favorite activity: swimming.
There are no words and there is no winning.
Dog snaps at me.
Dog sent to kennel for timeout.
Dog walked from kennel to bathroom for bath.
Dog bolts from bathroom.
Dog found in kennel.
Dog's favorite activity: swimming.
There are no words and there is no winning.
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dog flops on floor to protest bath.
Dog snaps at me.
Dog sent to kennel for timeout.
Dog walked from kennel to bathroom for bath.
Dog bolts from bathroom.
Dog found in kennel.
Dog's favorite activity: swimming.
There are no words and there is no winning.
Dog snaps at me.
Dog sent to kennel for timeout.
Dog walked from kennel to bathroom for bath.
Dog bolts from bathroom.
Dog found in kennel.
Dog's favorite activity: swimming.
There are no words and there is no winning.