Darrell
@s3c0nd-ch4nc3.bsky.social
Gay not queer.
Like my beer.
Heavy metal in the ear.
And friends to be near.
Like my beer.
Heavy metal in the ear.
And friends to be near.
I guess Taco Bell really DID win the Franchise Wars....
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I guess Taco Bell really DID win the Franchise Wars....
My new shave gel makes a rather bold claim!
I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.
I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.
I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
My new shave gel makes a rather bold claim!
I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.
I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.
I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
Now known as "Hull"
September 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Now known as "Hull"
Pretty sure I saw them at Glastonbury a few years back.
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Pretty sure I saw them at Glastonbury a few years back.
New coffee shop in Sheffield.
#TwoBaristasOneCup
#TwoBaristasOneCup
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
New coffee shop in Sheffield.
#TwoBaristasOneCup
#TwoBaristasOneCup
PLEASE let Amazon drop this to 49p. Penny a day!
August 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
PLEASE let Amazon drop this to 49p. Penny a day!
"Emergency. You now have 1 minute to reach minimum safe distance"
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Emergency. You now have 1 minute to reach minimum safe distance"
Not now, radioactive mutant wasps...
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not now, radioactive mutant wasps...
Wordscape won't let me have this. Says it's invalid.
July 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wordscape won't let me have this. Says it's invalid.
"My company cannot be profitable unless we break the law" is probably not the flex they think it is.
July 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"My company cannot be profitable unless we break the law" is probably not the flex they think it is.
Gotta hand it to the Express for sensationalist headlines. Since when have 30mph winds been 'gales'?
July 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Gotta hand it to the Express for sensationalist headlines. Since when have 30mph winds been 'gales'?
As of this lunchtime, and almost 2 weeks late, I have a functional, but still not yet complete, new kitchen. At least I've been able to get some laundry on but have discovered my new washer is a lying bitch. Been like this a good 5 minutes...
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
As of this lunchtime, and almost 2 weeks late, I have a functional, but still not yet complete, new kitchen. At least I've been able to get some laundry on but have discovered my new washer is a lying bitch. Been like this a good 5 minutes...
The Parliament web shop is the gift that keeps on giving. If you haven't seen this before, you can get House of Commons and Lords memorabilia. Including Toby Jugs of every prime minister. Even Liz Truss. Bargain at almost a pound for every day of her service...
June 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Parliament web shop is the gift that keeps on giving. If you haven't seen this before, you can get House of Commons and Lords memorabilia. Including Toby Jugs of every prime minister. Even Liz Truss. Bargain at almost a pound for every day of her service...
@seanactual.bsky.social found something for you...
June 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@seanactual.bsky.social found something for you...
Is it just me or does this sound like a 'Tommy and Pammy' thing?
June 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Is it just me or does this sound like a 'Tommy and Pammy' thing?
These read a bit like Trump's tarrif plans. Everyone gets the minimum and , if you're unlucky, you get more.
June 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
These read a bit like Trump's tarrif plans. Everyone gets the minimum and , if you're unlucky, you get more.
I really hope @zackpolanski.bsky.social chooses someone called 'Crack' as his running mate... 🤞#BackZack
June 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I really hope @zackpolanski.bsky.social chooses someone called 'Crack' as his running mate... 🤞#BackZack
I mean, that sounds like bullshit but might be just wishful thinking. Cos if AI is gonna rival humans by 2030, the 2040s might look a lot like this..
June 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I mean, that sounds like bullshit but might be just wishful thinking. Cos if AI is gonna rival humans by 2030, the 2040s might look a lot like this..
With current adversity to Tesla and resale prices plummeting, he may be able to exchange one for a box of eggs 🤷
June 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
With current adversity to Tesla and resale prices plummeting, he may be able to exchange one for a box of eggs 🤷
It was about this time that Fozzie realised scat wasn't really his thing.
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It was about this time that Fozzie realised scat wasn't really his thing.
Dog with VIP lanyard the most popular thing at the Craft Brew Festival in Sheffield.
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Dog with VIP lanyard the most popular thing at the Craft Brew Festival in Sheffield.
But, Elon says it was a 'success'
May 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
But, Elon says it was a 'success'