Darrell
s3c0nd-ch4nc3.bsky.social
Darrell
@s3c0nd-ch4nc3.bsky.social
Gay not queer.
Like my beer.
Heavy metal in the ear.
And friends to be near.
I guess Taco Bell really DID win the Franchise Wars....
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I remember the birth of MTV, and now the death. The times they are a-changing...

MTV to axe its music TV channels in the UK - BBC News share.google/sqrcLiyfL1eS...
MTV to axe its music TV channels in the UK - BBC News
The broadcaster will stop showing music videos in December, but its main channel will remain on air.
share.google
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's just gone 6:30am and I'm already angry after watching the Trump interview claiming the timing of his Gaza deal was 'perfect' before more buildings 'fell down on top of people'. 🤬
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My new shave gel makes a rather bold claim!

I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.

I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Now known as "Hull"
September 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Pretty sure I saw them at Glastonbury a few years back.
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New coffee shop in Sheffield.
#TwoBaristasOneCup
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reposted by Darrell
September 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
PLEASE let Amazon drop this to 49p. Penny a day!
August 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Emergency. You now have 1 minute to reach minimum safe distance"
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Working from home today and have @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social on where they seem to be concentrating on botched plastic surgeries. I have heard the words 'Non-surgical Brazilian butt-lifts' more than any man should have to.
August 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Reposted by Darrell
So this is how democracies drift into dictatorship.

The organs of state nod along. The satirists crack jokes and do no more. The press and other appeasers simply turn a blind eye. The people... for the most part... just groan & let it happen.

And very soon the future is no more.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not now, radioactive mutant wasps...
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by Darrell
A new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, ++kill all humans++ a new set of knives, a new set of knives, ++kill all humans++ a new set of knives
July 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Sometimes think my house is haunted:

* Strange sounds at odd times of the day
* Things falling from shelves
* Eerie wailing in middle of the night
* Random scratches on my body
* Things flying around the house at 3am
* Sense something watching me, wishing me dead.

Then I remember. I have a cat.
July 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What fresh hell is this?

www.theregister.com/2025/07/23/m...

Takes a screenshot every few seconds and sends to Microsoft OCR servers to 'proactively try to help you'.

"I see you're trying to have a wank, do you want some help?"
Copilot Vision on Windows 11 sends data to Microsoft servers
: Total Recall: Capturing everything you do on your PC screen to become a 'true companion'
www.theregister.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wordscape won't let me have this. Says it's invalid.
July 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A little bird* tells me @seanactual.bsky.social is 21 again today! Happy Birthday 🎂

*Well, a big, flamboyant one actually. But don't tell him I said that! 😉
July 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Incredible acheivement. They changed the layout of 17 miles of motorway to produce lorry queuing in one night!

Why then did it take 18 months to upgrade 10 miles of smart motorway between Sheffield and Barnsley... 🤷
Operation Brock to be deployed on M20 near Dover
The traffic-holding system for lorries queueing to cross the English Channel will begin overnight.
www.bbc.com
July 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"My company cannot be profitable unless we break the law" is probably not the flex they think it is.
July 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Came across pennyfarthingclub.com and couldn't help wondering why @seanactual.bsky.social has never mentioned it.
Home | Penny Farthing Club
The official Penny Farthing Club is for those interested in the Penny Farthing and Penny Farthing related events held throughout the UK. Join us today!
pennyfarthingclub.com
July 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Gotta hand it to the Express for sensationalist headlines. Since when have 30mph winds been 'gales'?
July 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM