Like my beer.
Heavy metal in the ear.
And friends to be near.
MTV to axe its music TV channels in the UK - BBC News share.google/sqrcLiyfL1eS...
MTV to axe its music TV channels in the UK - BBC News share.google/sqrcLiyfL1eS...
I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.
I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
I would say that sorts out my day off, but actually will probably spend it watching the Ryder Cup.
I'm clearly at that age where my shave gel has bigger ambitions than I do. 😔
#TwoBaristasOneCup
#TwoBaristasOneCup
The organs of state nod along. The satirists crack jokes and do no more. The press and other appeasers simply turn a blind eye. The people... for the most part... just groan & let it happen.
And very soon the future is no more.
The organs of state nod along. The satirists crack jokes and do no more. The press and other appeasers simply turn a blind eye. The people... for the most part... just groan & let it happen.
And very soon the future is no more.
* Strange sounds at odd times of the day
* Things falling from shelves
* Eerie wailing in middle of the night
* Random scratches on my body
* Things flying around the house at 3am
* Sense something watching me, wishing me dead.
Then I remember. I have a cat.
* Strange sounds at odd times of the day
* Things falling from shelves
* Eerie wailing in middle of the night
* Random scratches on my body
* Things flying around the house at 3am
* Sense something watching me, wishing me dead.
Then I remember. I have a cat.
www.theregister.com/2025/07/23/m...
Takes a screenshot every few seconds and sends to Microsoft OCR servers to 'proactively try to help you'.
"I see you're trying to have a wank, do you want some help?"
www.theregister.com/2025/07/23/m...
Takes a screenshot every few seconds and sends to Microsoft OCR servers to 'proactively try to help you'.
"I see you're trying to have a wank, do you want some help?"
*Well, a big, flamboyant one actually. But don't tell him I said that! 😉
*Well, a big, flamboyant one actually. But don't tell him I said that! 😉
Incredible acheivement. They changed the layout of 17 miles of motorway to produce lorry queuing in one night!
Why then did it take 18 months to upgrade 10 miles of smart motorway between Sheffield and Barnsley... 🤷
Incredible acheivement. They changed the layout of 17 miles of motorway to produce lorry queuing in one night!
Why then did it take 18 months to upgrade 10 miles of smart motorway between Sheffield and Barnsley... 🤷