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for the purposes of this comic, time passes at a certain rate of time

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T-Rex: Wow, it sure is convenient that the universe has physical constants that make life possible! T-Rex: Yes indeed, I certainly wouldn't want any of THOSE to change without warning!! Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, what are you doing?! You can't tempt fate like this! T-Rex: Sure I can! Look, all I'm saying is it sure would be HORRIBLE if any universal constants changed suddenly! Yes indeed, if they were tweaked only a little, that sure would be really really bad for EVERYONE EVERYWHERE!! Utahraptor: Dude, stop it! Knock it off right now! T-Rex: C'mon!! T-Rex: If we are people of SCIENCE, then we know that UNIVERSAL CONSTANTS aren't going to change just because I walk around being AUDIBLY RELIEVED they haven't! Utahraptor: Sure, but - T-Rex: All I'm saying is we've got a nice universe here, and it'd be a REAL SHAME if something happened to it. Narrator: SUDDENLY, THE SPEED AT WHICH TIME PROGRESSES CHANGES! T-Rex: That's all I'm saying! Narrator: HOWEVER AS EVERYONE IS WITHIN TIME THEY CANNOT MEASURE OR EVEN PERCEIVE THIS CHANGE, THE END
September 25, 2024 at 12:09 PM