Ohai! 💜
I've been off the socials for a while to get firmly into my (now not so) new job, working on my mental health, and simply avoid all the negativity lately. Just had surgery to stop my ovaries from fucking me over. So, after recovery, it's focusing on fitness and more fun!
Let's fuckin' GO! 🤙

Sometimes I forget that I'm a grown ass adult and can do what I want in my home.

So, I put some artwork in my bathroom...

This arrived a day before Christmas Eve. I pre-ordered it with my first paycheck from my current career as a 'well done, you!' gift to myself when pre-orders went live. Opened it on Christmas Day...
It's stunningly gorgeous and worth the wait! Well done, The Midnight! 😍

Me running to the Christmas cheeseboard only to be walloped with the reminder that I'm lactose intolerant! AH WELL! 😁
#HoorayForLactase

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, blessed yule, happy food day, merry synthmas from us in our Christmas PJs.

Wherever you are and however you partake, we wish you happiness, love, and a really satisfying burp after all that food! 🖤💜

On my way to work this morning. Had to walk past a 'German Christmas...' uhh... Collection of sheds, essentially.

Had to double take this one.
ERM... A WHAT WINDMILL? 👀

Go on... Guess my favourite Pokémon. Betcha can't guess!

When she's spooky but is attempting to be festive... Yep. That's all you're getting from me this year!

"post you from a different era of your life."

Here is a very young me playing a battle of the bands as Smashing Pumpkins. Back in my more musical days (fun fact, I can sing, play flute, sax, guitar, drums...)
I really wish I could get back into music.

They've started making decorations that are perfect for humbug folk, like me.

I'd say that's adequately decorated, right? 😁

Introduce yourself in four video games

"Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with"

Ohai. I heard it's less shit and a lot less musky over here. So, of course I'm going to jump on this bandwagon!

Here is a picture of Ed, because you deserve to be blessed with this cutie in your feeds.