Dan Almond
@s17pur.bsky.social
Talks mostly about: football, F1, video games, film & TV, occasionally a bit of marketing. Long suffering Tottenham fan and former season ticket holder. From North West England. #COYS
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‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Did Arne Slot just quote from We're Going on a Bear Hunt?
"We can't go over it. We can't go under it. No, we have to go through it."
"We can't go over it. We can't go under it. No, we have to go through it."
🚨 Arne Slot: “I want to be positive about the reaction of the players after we went 1-0 down because until half time we played a good game”. “The only way to go is to go through. We have to face where we are in and fight really hard”.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Did Arne Slot just quote from We're Going on a Bear Hunt?
"We can't go over it. We can't go under it. No, we have to go through it."
"We can't go over it. We can't go under it. No, we have to go through it."
Slot is surely gone now. The match-going Liverpool fans I know are all saying he's lost the dressing room and players are no longer playing for him. They're expecting Glasner or Iraola to be in soon.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Slot is surely gone now. The match-going Liverpool fans I know are all saying he's lost the dressing room and players are no longer playing for him. They're expecting Glasner or Iraola to be in soon.
That's a straight red.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That's a straight red.
It's like the people making these laws have not only never played the game, but don't understand physics. Might as well outlaw slide tackles and any sort of sliding action, if you need to keep your hands glued to your sides. In fact, maybe we could just send them out in straight jackets. #COYS
Oh we’re getting nothing this game.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's like the people making these laws have not only never played the game, but don't understand physics. Might as well outlaw slide tackles and any sort of sliding action, if you need to keep your hands glued to your sides. In fact, maybe we could just send them out in straight jackets. #COYS
That looked like a foul?
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That looked like a foul?
Vitinha, can you just not. I mean, score a tap in after a well worked move by all means, but not this undeserved worldie nonsense.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Vitinha, can you just not. I mean, score a tap in after a well worked move by all means, but not this undeserved worldie nonsense.
Been out so not seen any of the game apart from the goals (typical of our luck to concede a worldie right before half time). How has it been? #COYS
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Been out so not seen any of the game apart from the goals (typical of our luck to concede a worldie right before half time). How has it been? #COYS
This is pretty wild, and I think is sometimes lost when everyone is busy crapping on Thomas Frank.
Were we top of this table last year too? What DO we do to our players?! My theory now based on very little is that it's something to do with the surface at our training ground.
#COYS
Were we top of this table last year too? What DO we do to our players?! My theory now based on very little is that it's something to do with the surface at our training ground.
#COYS
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is pretty wild, and I think is sometimes lost when everyone is busy crapping on Thomas Frank.
Were we top of this table last year too? What DO we do to our players?! My theory now based on very little is that it's something to do with the surface at our training ground.
#COYS
Were we top of this table last year too? What DO we do to our players?! My theory now based on very little is that it's something to do with the surface at our training ground.
#COYS
Just seen the Gueye/Keane incident. As funny as it is, it's not a red card is it? Minimal contact, more symbolic than an attempt to hurt his teammate. Feels like another modern football nonsense to me, Clive. #MUNEVE
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just seen the Gueye/Keane incident. As funny as it is, it's not a red card is it? Minimal contact, more symbolic than an attempt to hurt his teammate. Feels like another modern football nonsense to me, Clive. #MUNEVE
Our defending has been uncharacteristically woeful today. It's like Eze is wearing that invisibility cloak from Harry Potter. No one has picked him up all day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our defending has been uncharacteristically woeful today. It's like Eze is wearing that invisibility cloak from Harry Potter. No one has picked him up all day.
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We’ve given Eze more time in this game then we did in the Summer.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’ve given Eze more time in this game then we did in the Summer.
For all those that want Frank out, who would you realistically target? If anyone says Ange, I'm blocking you 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
For all those that want Frank out, who would you realistically target? If anyone says Ange, I'm blocking you 🤣
It was always going to be him. Realistically, we all knew it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It was always going to be him. Realistically, we all knew it.
Has to be offside does it not?
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Has to be offside does it not?
I think it might be time to switch off.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think it might be time to switch off.
Might as well attack now then.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Might as well attack now then.
Arsenal players every time a Spurs player goes near them. #COYS
a little boy is standing on the edge of a pool .
ALT: a little boy is standing on the edge of a pool .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Arsenal players every time a Spurs player goes near them. #COYS
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.