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When there's no toilet paper so you have to twerk
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When there's no toilet paper so you have to twerk
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my bed... Seriously, who are you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my bed... Seriously, who are you?
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
on my way to steal your girl
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
on my way to steal your girl
what the dog doin'?
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
what the dog doin'?
no stress, just vibing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
no stress, just vibing.
me trying to handle my life
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me trying to handle my life
When Lump accidentally farts in public
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When Lump accidentally farts in public
Don't lie or I'll call the police
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Don't lie or I'll call the police
When I said I'm living the dream, this is what I mean
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
When I said I'm living the dream, this is what I mean
When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When you risk your life for a Snapchat and it comes out blurry
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
why are you running?
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
why are you running?
You can't handle the truth!
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You can't handle the truth!
When you go trick or treating on halloween and you get raisins
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When you go trick or treating on halloween and you get raisins
why are you running?
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
why are you running?
I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
When I said I'm living the dream, this is what I mean
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When I said I'm living the dream, this is what I mean
Me when Zeek starts talking
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Me when Zeek starts talking
When a fat person says i'm fat
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
When a fat person says i'm fat
God when God shows up to dinner drunk
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
God when God shows up to dinner drunk
There was a spider. It's gone now.
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There was a spider. It's gone now.
