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And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And then I said: I completely understand your frustration
It's not easy being Rysdan.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's not easy being Rysdan.
Lump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: -fart noise-
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Lump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: -fart noise-
Who wants to see this embarrassing photo of @basiccarli.bsky.social at the Christmas party?
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Who wants to see this embarrassing photo of @basiccarli.bsky.social at the Christmas party?
Have a great summer, God
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Have a great summer, God
roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my bed... Seriously, who are you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my bed... Seriously, who are you?
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When you hit snooze 22 times and you now you have 5 minutes to leave the house
Hey Lump! Do they call you milk? 'Cause you do a body good.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hey Lump! Do they call you milk? 'Cause you do a body good.
on my way to steal your girl
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
on my way to steal your girl
listen to your motherer? I hardly know 'er.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
listen to your motherer? I hardly know 'er.
Jesus spreads so fast, they should call them HOEvid 19.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Jesus spreads so fast, they should call them HOEvid 19.
what the dog doin'?
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
what the dog doin'?
no stress, just vibing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
no stress, just vibing.
me trying to handle my life
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me trying to handle my life
When Lump accidentally farts in public
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When Lump accidentally farts in public
When Rysdan grows up, they want to be a software developer
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When Rysdan grows up, they want to be a software developer
This tweet will self destruct in 6 days.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This tweet will self destruct in 6 days.
screamer? I hardly know 'er.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
screamer? I hardly know 'er.
Don't lie or I'll call the police
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Don't lie or I'll call the police
Hey Mochi! Do they call you milk? 'Cause you do a body good.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hey Mochi! Do they call you milk? 'Cause you do a body good.
I hope your day is as amazing as @gdzeek.bsky.social!
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I hope your day is as amazing as @gdzeek.bsky.social!
The new primary colors are maroon, yellow, rainbow
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The new primary colors are maroon, yellow, rainbow