ryo
@ryophyte.bsky.social
friendly neighborhood attention whore (laudatory)
reduce single-use plastics by saving that condom for later
January 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
reduce single-use plastics by saving that condom for later
sorry, I was overcome by the spirit of poasting
January 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
sorry, I was overcome by the spirit of poasting
gay jokes are NOT funny!! cum on guys
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
gay jokes are NOT funny!! cum on guys
I just waxed my back, I'm like a slutty dolphin
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just waxed my back, I'm like a slutty dolphin
turning the tables by blocking my ex as soon as I realize he's unblocked me
January 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
turning the tables by blocking my ex as soon as I realize he's unblocked me
remember to charge your poppers under the light of the full moon
January 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
remember to charge your poppers under the light of the full moon
if you don't love me at my mullet, you don't deserve me at my taper fade
January 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if you don't love me at my mullet, you don't deserve me at my taper fade
a hard lesson to learn: just because he looks like a twink doesn't mean he's gay
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
a hard lesson to learn: just because he looks like a twink doesn't mean he's gay
I'm not a whole person in the morning until I've been A Hater
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm not a whole person in the morning until I've been A Hater
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
I'm gonna be a pioneer and post bangers on bluesky before anyone else
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm gonna be a pioneer and post bangers on bluesky before anyone else
if you're pulling tarot cards because of that man, he's not right for you
January 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
if you're pulling tarot cards because of that man, he's not right for you
got some pointies tattooed & made a hat for my butter dish (which my friend made for me in her pottery studio)
January 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
got some pointies tattooed & made a hat for my butter dish (which my friend made for me in her pottery studio)
whaddup, queers? here's hoping I'll have my social media use under control this time around
January 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
whaddup, queers? here's hoping I'll have my social media use under control this time around
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it’s always okay to do a little sinning first thing on a tuesday
October 15, 2024 at 11:31 AM
it’s always okay to do a little sinning first thing on a tuesday
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the cum in me wants to be the cum in you
send skeet
send skeet
October 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
the cum in me wants to be the cum in you
send skeet
send skeet
waiting on two packages. what if the Amazon driver and the UPS driver meet on my porch and fall in love?
October 14, 2024 at 8:14 PM
waiting on two packages. what if the Amazon driver and the UPS driver meet on my porch and fall in love?
@kingofthegays420.bsky.social is inspiring me to draw some sample table legs
October 14, 2024 at 4:12 PM
@kingofthegays420.bsky.social is inspiring me to draw some sample table legs
dad built Archie a blanket fort
October 14, 2024 at 1:35 AM
dad built Archie a blanket fort
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me and my moots have a general “will they/wont they” atmosphere, lots of lingering looks and stolen glances
October 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
me and my moots have a general “will they/wont they” atmosphere, lots of lingering looks and stolen glances
I hope this email detonates on impact
October 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I hope this email detonates on impact