jessi
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butter scraped over too much bread
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bi baby 💋 she/her 💋 MDNI !!!!
butter scraped over too much bread
cashapp: $ketchupjessi
bi baby 💋 she/her 💋 MDNI !!!!
selling 3 short vids of poonani for $30 each limited time offer terms and conditions apply
October 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
selling 3 short vids of poonani for $30 each limited time offer terms and conditions apply
warning this shit wack
October 18, 2024 at 6:07 AM
warning this shit wack
to the iv nurse that wrapped me in a warm blanket and to the registration nurse that gave me an angel number : i love you
October 17, 2024 at 3:40 PM
to the iv nurse that wrapped me in a warm blanket and to the registration nurse that gave me an angel number : i love you
imagine somebody saves a kid from like the lion pit at the zoo or something and everybody cheers and then they spike the kid in a celebratory fashion like caught up in the heat of the moment
October 17, 2024 at 7:45 AM
imagine somebody saves a kid from like the lion pit at the zoo or something and everybody cheers and then they spike the kid in a celebratory fashion like caught up in the heat of the moment
smoking this indica but i don’t even have a couch ??? where am i ???
October 17, 2024 at 7:26 AM
smoking this indica but i don’t even have a couch ??? where am i ???
i’m such an indica girlie it’s dumb
October 17, 2024 at 7:19 AM
i’m such an indica girlie it’s dumb
doctors say a person with a healthy digestive system shitposts at least once per day
October 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM
doctors say a person with a healthy digestive system shitposts at least once per day
hey mister, are you the lil string on the side of a banana? cuz i wanna gag on it
October 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
hey mister, are you the lil string on the side of a banana? cuz i wanna gag on it
everyone rejoice ((i finally found some gorilla glue number 4))
October 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
everyone rejoice ((i finally found some gorilla glue number 4))
i think growing up a military brat changed my brain chemistry more than i’ll ever know
October 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
i think growing up a military brat changed my brain chemistry more than i’ll ever know
why no i did not take my pills today why do u ask
October 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
why no i did not take my pills today why do u ask
i had a vivid vivid nightmare that i was in disney with my mom grandpa and boyfriend, but we were somewhere in south america. we were staying at a rio grande hotel ((idk if those even exist)). i was out for a walk when a big militia rolled up and started straight executing ppl. i ran and hid in -
October 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
i had a vivid vivid nightmare that i was in disney with my mom grandpa and boyfriend, but we were somewhere in south america. we were staying at a rio grande hotel ((idk if those even exist)). i was out for a walk when a big militia rolled up and started straight executing ppl. i ran and hid in -
i did some no makeup makeup today which to me means just mascara, fixed up my brows barely, the smallest bit of blush and an under eye brightener and i feel so so pretty ? so pretty ? tf ? who am i
October 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
i did some no makeup makeup today which to me means just mascara, fixed up my brows barely, the smallest bit of blush and an under eye brightener and i feel so so pretty ? so pretty ? tf ? who am i
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i love how every time sam looks at gollum he’s just like 🤨🤢
October 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
i love how every time sam looks at gollum he’s just like 🤨🤢
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rip bilbo baggins you would’ve loved youtube prank videos
October 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
rip bilbo baggins you would’ve loved youtube prank videos
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fuck the ghost face kink where my witch king of angmar at
October 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
fuck the ghost face kink where my witch king of angmar at
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Trying hard to separate the art from the artist but your art is just so bad man
October 16, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Trying hard to separate the art from the artist but your art is just so bad man
but fr wit my oral surgery im getting 2 bone grafts from cadaver bone which is just absolutely hardcore as fuck and is gonna make me super cool
October 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
but fr wit my oral surgery im getting 2 bone grafts from cadaver bone which is just absolutely hardcore as fuck and is gonna make me super cool
next month when i get my oral surgery they better go down on me too or else im suing for false advertisement
October 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
next month when i get my oral surgery they better go down on me too or else im suing for false advertisement
these specific pill bottles give me the ick
October 16, 2024 at 4:20 PM
these specific pill bottles give me the ick
i get to keep my teeth ((for now))
heading to the dentist let’s see if i get to keep my teeth
October 16, 2024 at 3:46 PM
i get to keep my teeth ((for now))