Oh the humanities!!! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist).

I got twitter jailed for hoping she might experience swallowing difficulties whilst consuming humble pie. Sorry, not sorry.

Will do.

Anecdotal proof that cats have autism. The adherence to routine and food preferences.

Thank you for luring out all the alt right crazies. I have no more energy left to debate with people who argue in bad faith and choose to believe misinformation.

Hitting block button repeatedly.

Thank you for luring out all the clueless alt right crowd so I can just block them now. Arguments based in misinformation are no longer worth my time and energy.

An electric blanket is a beautiful thing.

Well my excuse is I tend to stay up when I’m upset and stressed.

Okay. I’m bad for typos. But in my current state I’m a huge mess. Bonus points to anyone who made sense of this.

Treatment would involve amputating the affected foreleg and then aggressive chemo for 6-7 months.

2 years ago she had lymphoma and we did treat that. But we are thinking to just palliative her at home. It’s expensive and I’m not sure she’s as physically up to treatment thus time.

Police have arrived and we’re able to spring me.

But why is there no “You’ve done something stupid and it’s after hours, please call this #” posted anywhere?

Seems like an obvious thing to provide.

Only obvious way out of here is either:

A) pull an action move maneuver and crash through the gates. Not sure my car would win.

B) Call police non-emergency line.

I opted for B. Fortunately cop on other end laughed and is sending help.