Jimmy Kimmel was reinstated in 6 days because Americans boycotted Disney-ABC en masse. When the will of the people is ignored, we must use our wallets to remind them who has the real power.

(And our real power isn’t even our money—it’s our size. But money is one of the few languages they speak.)

This is gonna open up the gay Upside Down, call it The Top Bottom. (I will also allow The Vers Reverse.) Eleven’s gay cousin, Seven-and-a-Half lives there

They can take away our rights but they will NEVER take away our untouchable repartee and industrious fuck you spirit. That is my favorite thing about Americans ❤️🤘🏼

Haven’t been back to NY in 11 months, my parents became lesbians…happy thanksgiving!

Me to RFK Jr. in a few years after winning the first annual Hunger Games by threatening to eat conventionally grown blueberries

Trump nominating Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence