Ryan Wooden
@ryanwooden.bsky.social
Brand marketing specialist @SportsLine. Suffering through Chicago sports, Tennessee Volunteers and Southampton fandom. Plus golf and gambling.
Happy Ben Johnson Hire Day, #Bears fans. Immediately adding Lions OL coach Hank Fraley and Lions assistant QB coach JT Barrett to my gift registry.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Happy Ben Johnson Hire Day, #Bears fans. Immediately adding Lions OL coach Hank Fraley and Lions assistant QB coach JT Barrett to my gift registry.
Fleece, meet Franchise. Franchise, meet Fleece.
December 17, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Fleece, meet Franchise. Franchise, meet Fleece.
Scene: #Bears need a touchdown at all costs.
Caleb Williams: Runs for his life, gets facemasked, extends play and throws a ball into a triangle of WRs (two Pro Bowlers and a first-rounder) that hits an 11,000-yard guy dead in the hands.
Aikman: WHO IS HE THROWING TO?!
Caleb Williams: Runs for his life, gets facemasked, extends play and throws a ball into a triangle of WRs (two Pro Bowlers and a first-rounder) that hits an 11,000-yard guy dead in the hands.
Aikman: WHO IS HE THROWING TO?!
December 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Scene: #Bears need a touchdown at all costs.
Caleb Williams: Runs for his life, gets facemasked, extends play and throws a ball into a triangle of WRs (two Pro Bowlers and a first-rounder) that hits an 11,000-yard guy dead in the hands.
Aikman: WHO IS HE THROWING TO?!
Caleb Williams: Runs for his life, gets facemasked, extends play and throws a ball into a triangle of WRs (two Pro Bowlers and a first-rounder) that hits an 11,000-yard guy dead in the hands.
Aikman: WHO IS HE THROWING TO?!
Despise Troy Aikman indulging the Caleb Williams holding the ball too long being why the sack stats look bad. For every bad sack he has taken by hanging on, he’s avoided two at least with his legs and pocket movement.
December 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Despise Troy Aikman indulging the Caleb Williams holding the ball too long being why the sack stats look bad. For every bad sack he has taken by hanging on, he’s avoided two at least with his legs and pocket movement.
Roof cat walked 10 feet into these cold ass 40 mph winds and said “Nope!”
December 5, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Roof cat walked 10 feet into these cold ass 40 mph winds and said “Nope!”
Lotta ladies aged 18-25 on Twitter from Phoenix or Scottsdale with between 20-40 followers liking my sports takes lately and I am honored to be such a hit with that demographic.
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Lotta ladies aged 18-25 on Twitter from Phoenix or Scottsdale with between 20-40 followers liking my sports takes lately and I am honored to be such a hit with that demographic.
This isn’t a good #Syracuse team by any means but they have a clear interior size advantage and #Tennessee is +12 on the boards and +22 in the paint. I don’t think going small without Estrella has to be a bad thing.
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 AM
This isn’t a good #Syracuse team by any means but they have a clear interior size advantage and #Tennessee is +12 on the boards and +22 in the paint. I don’t think going small without Estrella has to be a bad thing.
Starting a podcast but it’s just my cats yelling at each other from different sides of a door that is open.
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Starting a podcast but it’s just my cats yelling at each other from different sides of a door that is open.
How much do you want to bet that the #Bears couldn’t make a move on Eberflus first thing this morning because the McCaskeys didn’t want to have their family time interrupted last night?
November 29, 2024 at 5:44 PM
How much do you want to bet that the #Bears couldn’t make a move on Eberflus first thing this morning because the McCaskeys didn’t want to have their family time interrupted last night?
November 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Can somebody in the research department find me another instance of a team down by 6 or less with the ball in their own territory that allows the clock to expire with a timeout left? #FireEberflus
November 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Can somebody in the research department find me another instance of a team down by 6 or less with the ball in their own territory that allows the clock to expire with a timeout left? #FireEberflus
The mystifying Monday afternoon explanations for why the #Bears choked away the game from Matt Eberflus have become my favorite part of the weekly routine. This week, he effectively said he kicked on second down with a timeout in his pocket because he was worried his team is poorly coached.
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The mystifying Monday afternoon explanations for why the #Bears choked away the game from Matt Eberflus have become my favorite part of the weekly routine. This week, he effectively said he kicked on second down with a timeout in his pocket because he was worried his team is poorly coached.
Shane Waldron in real time.
November 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Shane Waldron in real time.
Don’t remember the last time I have seen Caleb Williams able to make a good throw from the top of his drop in a clean pocket. That dime to Kmet brought a tear to my eye.
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Don’t remember the last time I have seen Caleb Williams able to make a good throw from the top of his drop in a clean pocket. That dime to Kmet brought a tear to my eye.
Very early but Caleb is definitely making more decisive choices with Thomas Brown calling plays.
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Very early but Caleb is definitely making more decisive choices with Thomas Brown calling plays.
Want my first post here to matter so… man, is the dialogue in Baby Driver ridiculous or what?
December 29, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Want my first post here to matter so… man, is the dialogue in Baby Driver ridiculous or what?