Ryan Reason
@ryanreason.bsky.social
The Luckiest Bastard You Know.
If I should end up in prison, it will be because I was too smart for my own good. Just like my second grade report card predicted.
July 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If I should end up in prison, it will be because I was too smart for my own good. Just like my second grade report card predicted.
We signed up yesterday. We got there early, and the line for new memberships behind us was at least 30 people. I asked the employee if it was always this busy on a Sunday. He said, not at all, but in the last few weeks it’s been long line of new sign ups everyday. People voting with their wallet. ✊🙌
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We signed up yesterday. We got there early, and the line for new memberships behind us was at least 30 people. I asked the employee if it was always this busy on a Sunday. He said, not at all, but in the last few weeks it’s been long line of new sign ups everyday. People voting with their wallet. ✊🙌
When I think of romance, I always think of my parents. Whenever they would go out to a fancy restaurant, my dad would always pick up something from the table and whisper sweetly, ‘put this in your purse.’
February 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When I think of romance, I always think of my parents. Whenever they would go out to a fancy restaurant, my dad would always pick up something from the table and whisper sweetly, ‘put this in your purse.’
Scenic Bowl Sunday.
February 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Scenic Bowl Sunday.
Imagine the timeline where we went along with the metric system from the beginning.
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Imagine the timeline where we went along with the metric system from the beginning.
I’ve never really played golf because I’m not trapped in a loveless marriage.
February 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve never really played golf because I’m not trapped in a loveless marriage.
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I know this sounds insane, but I swear to god, the internet used to be so fun
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I know this sounds insane, but I swear to god, the internet used to be so fun
I mean, we all left MySpace at some point, right?
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I mean, we all left MySpace at some point, right?