Ryan Pigg
@ryanpigg.bsky.social
Comedian/Writer/Producer 🎤
-Historical Roasts on Netflix
-Fictional Roast
-The Late Musical Show
-Historical Roasts on Netflix
-Fictional Roast
-The Late Musical Show
If you say you love America but you don’t love the people in America then you just love hot dogs and Walmart.
June 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you say you love America but you don’t love the people in America then you just love hot dogs and Walmart.
The Atlantic should have released the screenshots like Marvel announced the cast of Doomsday.
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Atlantic should have released the screenshots like Marvel announced the cast of Doomsday.
I would enter the severance program for when I’m in LA traffic. My final task would be “Coldwater”
March 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I would enter the severance program for when I’m in LA traffic. My final task would be “Coldwater”
Spoke too soon
So far this is the first Sunday in March there hasn’t been an earthquake in LA
March 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Spoke too soon
So far this is the first Sunday in March there hasn’t been an earthquake in LA
March 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So far this is the first Sunday in March there hasn’t been an earthquake in LA
A thumbs up emoji response is the new “K”
March 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A thumbs up emoji response is the new “K”
Me in the 90s: I didn’t read the book. I’ll just wait until the movie comes out
Me now: I didn’t see the movie. I’ll just wait until the memes come out
Me now: I didn’t see the movie. I’ll just wait until the memes come out
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me in the 90s: I didn’t read the book. I’ll just wait until the movie comes out
Me now: I didn’t see the movie. I’ll just wait until the memes come out
Me now: I didn’t see the movie. I’ll just wait until the memes come out
“Waiter, I ordered liberal tears, but this tastes more like recession.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“Waiter, I ordered liberal tears, but this tastes more like recession.”
If the earthquake had happened during the Oscars, everyone would have taken shelter under Conan O’Brien.
March 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If the earthquake had happened during the Oscars, everyone would have taken shelter under Conan O’Brien.
Reposted by Ryan Pigg
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
My neighbors are so loud I assumed it was them for the first 7 seconds. #LAEarthquake
March 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My neighbors are so loud I assumed it was them for the first 7 seconds. #LAEarthquake
No earthquakes while I’m watching The White Lotus, please!
March 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
No earthquakes while I’m watching The White Lotus, please!
Trump is having an absolute meltdown because he thinks Zelensky isn't saying "Thank you" enough.
I haven't felt this awkward since that last Pod Meets World episode.
I haven't felt this awkward since that last Pod Meets World episode.
February 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Trump is having an absolute meltdown because he thinks Zelensky isn't saying "Thank you" enough.
I haven't felt this awkward since that last Pod Meets World episode.
I haven't felt this awkward since that last Pod Meets World episode.
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Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"
February 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"
Trump killed the high speed rail project in CA (because that means less Tesla purchases). We're close to Elon pitching his stupid Hyperloop idea again
a cartoon drawing of a futuristic city with a blue tube in the middle of it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a futuristic city with a blue tube in the middle of it
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Trump killed the high speed rail project in CA (because that means less Tesla purchases). We're close to Elon pitching his stupid Hyperloop idea again
They changed it so fast!
February 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They changed it so fast!
Draw a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain. Get them to say it’s Duck Season. Dress up like a lady to distract them.
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Draw a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain. Get them to say it’s Duck Season. Dress up like a lady to distract them.
Everyone in LA knows a Yukon Cornelius and they’re usually a barista in Silverlake
December 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Everyone in LA knows a Yukon Cornelius and they’re usually a barista in Silverlake
Parents: Did you buy this movie on our Prime account? You can tell us if you accidentally bought it, we won’t be mad.
Parents 5 minutes later:
Parents 5 minutes later:
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says it was meee !!!
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says it was meee !!!
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Parents: Did you buy this movie on our Prime account? You can tell us if you accidentally bought it, we won’t be mad.
Parents 5 minutes later:
Parents 5 minutes later:
Turns out Cinderella was just a middle child
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Turns out Cinderella was just a middle child
That plane’s bathroom is about to look like RFK’s brain
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 AM
That plane’s bathroom is about to look like RFK’s brain
Reposted by Ryan Pigg
Seeing all my old friends on here again
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Seeing all my old friends on here again
The most "American" part of The Patriot is when Mel Gibson goes back into the burning house to save the guns.
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM
The most "American" part of The Patriot is when Mel Gibson goes back into the burning house to save the guns.