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Me: Give anyone prep time and they could beat anyone. Even me vs. Mike Tyson.
Them: Without his powers, what would Superman be?
Me: Batman.
Me: Give anyone prep time and they could beat anyone. Even me vs. Mike Tyson.
Them: Without his powers, what would Superman be?
Me: Batman.
Me: Could he beat Batman?
Them: No! Batman’s too smart. Always wins.
Me: Wait… so you hate that about Superman but love it about Batman?
Me: Could he beat Batman?
Them: No! Batman’s too smart. Always wins.
Me: Wait… so you hate that about Superman but love it about Batman?