Ryan Ocenada
@ryanocenada.bsky.social
Digital producer for KRON4.
https://kron4.com/author/ryan-ocenada/
Previous stops: SF Chronicle, NBC, Golden State Warriors, and the former Blue Bird app.
https://kron4.com/author/ryan-ocenada/
Previous stops: SF Chronicle, NBC, Golden State Warriors, and the former Blue Bird app.
Kylo Ren had some bangers but this one seems especially relevant
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Kylo Ren had some bangers but this one seems especially relevant
When the sciatica flares up while I’m already sick
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When the sciatica flares up while I’m already sick
When needed, Jon Stewart can still throw that heat
September 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When needed, Jon Stewart can still throw that heat
Gonna watch V for Vendetta again for no timely reason at all
July 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Gonna watch V for Vendetta again for no timely reason at all
What if we kissed in front of the freezer just for fries
June 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What if we kissed in front of the freezer just for fries
Thunder are playing angry like they saw all of the 3-1 jokes
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Thunder are playing angry like they saw all of the 3-1 jokes
It’s either “crashing out” or “we’re so back,” but never “we’re so back to crashing out”
May 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s either “crashing out” or “we’re so back,” but never “we’re so back to crashing out”
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it's one book, Michael. How much could it cost to write? one's sanity?
May 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it's one book, Michael. How much could it cost to write? one's sanity?
Vintage Curry in the 4th but yikes the Rockets also melted down
May 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Vintage Curry in the 4th but yikes the Rockets also melted down
That’s a gut punch for the Pistons but they’ll be back. Cade is a killer
May 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That’s a gut punch for the Pistons but they’ll be back. Cade is a killer
Harrison Barnes revenge game
April 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Harrison Barnes revenge game
I might need to sign up for a subscription to a rage room
April 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I might need to sign up for a subscription to a rage room
Moo Moo has the right idea. No thoughts, just be a cow and race your friends.
April 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Moo Moo has the right idea. No thoughts, just be a cow and race your friends.
Finally, the most accurate emoji for the times:
April 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Finally, the most accurate emoji for the times:
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Going to watch Idiocracy again, for no reason in particular.
March 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Going to watch Idiocracy again, for no reason in particular.
Can’t have Sunday scaries if you’re just scared all weekend
March 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Can’t have Sunday scaries if you’re just scared all weekend
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Resting is the only thing on the agenda today ✨
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Resting is the only thing on the agenda today ✨
I need the stiffest drink after work today. Something like battery acid sounds nice.
March 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I need the stiffest drink after work today. Something like battery acid sounds nice.
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Still going through all the emotions from the Daredevil: Born Again pilot.
a man with a mustache is making a funny face with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face with his mouth wide open
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March 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Still going through all the emotions from the Daredevil: Born Again pilot.
Steph can still be a flame-throwing kaiju, my god
February 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Steph can still be a flame-throwing kaiju, my god
idk what kinda dark magic is used to bake Girl Scout cookies but these toast-yay ones taste too good to be of this world
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
idk what kinda dark magic is used to bake Girl Scout cookies but these toast-yay ones taste too good to be of this world
“No worries if not!” But it’s actually nothing but worries
February 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“No worries if not!” But it’s actually nothing but worries
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
I’ve already reached the “f*ck it, I’m warming up chicken nuggets for lunch” phase of the year
February 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’ve already reached the “f*ck it, I’m warming up chicken nuggets for lunch” phase of the year