Ryan Nickum
@ryannickum.bsky.social
I remain undefeated at miniature golf.
If you're an accused sex criminal waiting in line for White House help, STAY IN LINE.
NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you're an accused sex criminal waiting in line for White House help, STAY IN LINE.
Buddy you gotta a lot of nerve telling me what screws I've never used.
Americans have been stuck on slip-prone, strip-prone screws for centuries. There’s a better way. nyti.ms/43rVwZq
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Buddy you gotta a lot of nerve telling me what screws I've never used.
If Notorious B.I.G. were still alive, I wonder if he’d still like being called “big papa” or if that would just make him feel old?
August 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If Notorious B.I.G. were still alive, I wonder if he’d still like being called “big papa” or if that would just make him feel old?
Sick of this congress? There is another…
July 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sick of this congress? There is another…
On top of everything else today, now we also have to prepare ourselves for the possibility that Diddy starts rapping again.
July 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
On top of everything else today, now we also have to prepare ourselves for the possibility that Diddy starts rapping again.
Just realized Fritos is now my favorite chip and I've never felt older.
June 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just realized Fritos is now my favorite chip and I've never felt older.
Now the question that's plagued my wife and kids has been answered (thoroughly).
Why Do Dads Watch TV Standing Up?
Everyone knows that fathers love to watch TV standing up. Comedian Josh Gondelman investigates this cultural mystery, and develops a complete taxonomy of standing dads.
www.gq.com
June 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Now the question that's plagued my wife and kids has been answered (thoroughly).
A good test of heart health is the bat that flies out of the deck umbrella when you open it.
June 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A good test of heart health is the bat that flies out of the deck umbrella when you open it.
Behold my radishes.
June 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Behold my radishes.
The King of All Incels is in South Lake Union today.
June 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The King of All Incels is in South Lake Union today.
Whenever I hear a delivery truck's back-up alarm, I immediately get "Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile stuck in my head.
May 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Whenever I hear a delivery truck's back-up alarm, I immediately get "Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile stuck in my head.
Can't wait to get home and tell my family how I successfully identified and reported a simulated phishing exercise at work. They're gonna be so proud.
May 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Can't wait to get home and tell my family how I successfully identified and reported a simulated phishing exercise at work. They're gonna be so proud.
Starting to feel like the other dads aren't as excited for my gourmet salisbury steak dinner night
May 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Starting to feel like the other dads aren't as excited for my gourmet salisbury steak dinner night
Is this the right social media app to share my slug photography?
May 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is this the right social media app to share my slug photography?
Bring back classic Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bring back classic Pope!
What do you think Mark Zuckerberg and his three friends are doing this weekend?
May 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What do you think Mark Zuckerberg and his three friends are doing this weekend?
My sources say the NY Jets are targeting George Santos with their 5th round pick in the NFL Draft despite significant character concerns.
April 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My sources say the NY Jets are targeting George Santos with their 5th round pick in the NFL Draft despite significant character concerns.
Is there a number I’m supposed to call to report this @seankeeley.bsky.social ?
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Is there a number I’m supposed to call to report this @seankeeley.bsky.social ?
Pete Hegseth hides his Playboys on top of his mattress.
March 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pete Hegseth hides his Playboys on top of his mattress.
Maybe Sam Darnold is our Matt Flynn and the Seahawks have to pay him before we can draft our future Russell Wilson?
March 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Maybe Sam Darnold is our Matt Flynn and the Seahawks have to pay him before we can draft our future Russell Wilson?
If Canada won't be our 51st state then let's just show them who's boss by making Washington State their 11th province. Please?
March 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If Canada won't be our 51st state then let's just show them who's boss by making Washington State their 11th province. Please?
People have started leaving notes for Elon Musk on the front door of a Seattle Tesla showroom.
February 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
People have started leaving notes for Elon Musk on the front door of a Seattle Tesla showroom.
Witnessed a commuter set her open umbrella down for a second only to then watch it blow away down the sidewalk. When you use umbrellas you shake your fist at god.
Man Who Told Transplants That Seattleites Don’t Use Umbrellas in the 90s Never Meant for Things to Get This Far: bit.ly/3QzWYlC
February 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Witnessed a commuter set her open umbrella down for a second only to then watch it blow away down the sidewalk. When you use umbrellas you shake your fist at god.
Sometimes at work I like look out the window to take my mind off things but my window view is of a Tesla dealership.
February 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sometimes at work I like look out the window to take my mind off things but my window view is of a Tesla dealership.
I usually protest Tesla by yelling at Tesla drivers when they nearly run me over while I'm biking to work, but protesting the CEO for being the worst is a good reason too. www.theverge.com/news/612912/...
More Tesla showroom protests planned for this weekend
The anti-Tesla backlash continues to grow.
www.theverge.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I usually protest Tesla by yelling at Tesla drivers when they nearly run me over while I'm biking to work, but protesting the CEO for being the worst is a good reason too. www.theverge.com/news/612912/...