Just when I was about to give up, and grab another device to call it and try to find it that way, the realization hit me.

I couldn't find my phone because it was sitting on the counter, playing the video I was half watching while making dinner and doing dishes.

So... Yeah. I am not a clever man.

The only vertical power I believe in is the power of the Vertical Suplex.

Thanks Comrade. Let's do brews again soon.

I was caught off guard

To go from that to now 2 inches of snow in just a few hours blows my mind

After 30 years of being the undisputed champion, I'm not sure what could possibly overtake the number 1 spot. Honorable mention goes to S'mores, which due to my adversion to chocolate, I only have maybe once a decade.

Math is hard.