Ryan
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Not so gentle reminder:
Thaw your bird.
Thaw your bird.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not so gentle reminder:
Thaw your bird.
Thaw your bird.
How's your day going?
I heard the text notification on my phone. This is unusual, because it means my phone wasn't muted or silenced. I spent the next 30 minutes trying desperately to find my phone. It was as if it had completely vanished.
I heard the text notification on my phone. This is unusual, because it means my phone wasn't muted or silenced. I spent the next 30 minutes trying desperately to find my phone. It was as if it had completely vanished.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How's your day going?
I heard the text notification on my phone. This is unusual, because it means my phone wasn't muted or silenced. I spent the next 30 minutes trying desperately to find my phone. It was as if it had completely vanished.
I heard the text notification on my phone. This is unusual, because it means my phone wasn't muted or silenced. I spent the next 30 minutes trying desperately to find my phone. It was as if it had completely vanished.
I'm sick and tired of buying phone mounts/holders every 6 months. Who's got suggestions or recommendations?
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm sick and tired of buying phone mounts/holders every 6 months. Who's got suggestions or recommendations?
I'm just mad because apparently somebody in Florida beat me to it and named their yoga studio "Get Bent."
June 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm just mad because apparently somebody in Florida beat me to it and named their yoga studio "Get Bent."
I get to say something that I haven't said in 15 years, and I wasn't sure if I would ever say it again, but here goes:
"Tomorrow is race day!"
Kamali and I will enter the "Flying Fur" race, a part of the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon festivities this weekend.
"Tomorrow is race day!"
Kamali and I will enter the "Flying Fur" race, a part of the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon festivities this weekend.
May 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I get to say something that I haven't said in 15 years, and I wasn't sure if I would ever say it again, but here goes:
"Tomorrow is race day!"
Kamali and I will enter the "Flying Fur" race, a part of the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon festivities this weekend.
"Tomorrow is race day!"
Kamali and I will enter the "Flying Fur" race, a part of the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon festivities this weekend.
Bel Mercy (BEAUZ Hard Techno Remix) feat. Nokia
YouTube video by BEAUZ
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March 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Happy 3/16 to all who celebrate
March 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy 3/16 to all who celebrate
It was 60 degrees yesterday.
March 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It was 60 degrees yesterday.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
February 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
I feel like arguing.
Here are the five best Pop Tarts, ranked in order, based on what was available on the shelf in the grocery store I was last in.
5. Boston Cream Donut
4. Blueberry
3. Strawberry
2. Wildberry
1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
Here are the five best Pop Tarts, ranked in order, based on what was available on the shelf in the grocery store I was last in.
5. Boston Cream Donut
4. Blueberry
3. Strawberry
2. Wildberry
1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
February 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I feel like arguing.
Here are the five best Pop Tarts, ranked in order, based on what was available on the shelf in the grocery store I was last in.
5. Boston Cream Donut
4. Blueberry
3. Strawberry
2. Wildberry
1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
Here are the five best Pop Tarts, ranked in order, based on what was available on the shelf in the grocery store I was last in.
5. Boston Cream Donut
4. Blueberry
3. Strawberry
2. Wildberry
1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
WHY DO THE MAJORITY OF AA/AAA BATTERY CHARGERS ONLY WORK IN PAIRS BUT SO MANY OF MY KIDS TOYS USE AN ODD NUMBER OF BATTERIES
January 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
WHY DO THE MAJORITY OF AA/AAA BATTERY CHARGERS ONLY WORK IN PAIRS BUT SO MANY OF MY KIDS TOYS USE AN ODD NUMBER OF BATTERIES
I collect coffee mugs. I have to say, the coolest ones have been gifts from my best friends.
January 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I collect coffee mugs. I have to say, the coolest ones have been gifts from my best friends.
I am a dumb man who makes bad decisions. Why am I here on Thanksgiving Eve?
November 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I am a dumb man who makes bad decisions. Why am I here on Thanksgiving Eve?
Reposted by Ryan
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
