reminiscing of a time when I was carefree, my body still worked properly, and a guy sniffed my pits like a feral pig on the dancefloor at arq. those were the days.

Check this mornings flight - it’s terminal 3 😐

Tears of the Kingdom switch cartridge gone missing 😟

Get to airport early 🙁

Gets swab tested ☹️

Sets off the swab detection 😣

Hurts to lift feet over and over for multiple repeated swabs 😫

Coffee is $9 😭

Flight delayed

attempting a maccas run despite every joint in my lower body feeling like it’s going to break apart. nothing gets between me and the mcnugget

what if I walked to maccas and bought a second frozen coke zero

first tinder match in a week unmatched me before i could even say hello 😭

pov: you’re about to get pissed on by a bat for the third time in a fortnight