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Bryan Crimes
@ryanj89.bsky.social
He/Him. Just another unknown internet lurker. I’ve been around too long and seen too much.
If the shops can bludgeon my senses with nonstop Christmas slop, then I can have a Christmas Ham!
Please ignore the very un-food safe hole in the plaster.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was putting together my first voice recording booth. Guess I’ll wait till he’s done napping.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Had a scare with a vet telling us that Patrick(White) had Large Cell Lymphoma. Luckily we got a second opinion at our old family Vet who couldn’t repeat any of the results and actually listened to our descriptions of his behaviour. They came to the conclusion that it was pancreatitis.
#cats
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Rupert is a god damn psycho after a wash.
#dogs#cockerspaniel
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
She’s not the smartest little dough ball, but she sure is a cutey. Can sleep just about anywhere too.
#cats#catsofbluesky
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Patrick is not happy that the bathtub actually had water in it for once.

#cats#catdad
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
She cannot Loaf, as she is not yet cooked. She is dough, and for now she is proofing.
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s a project I started and finished a while ago but I figured I’d put it up here anyway.
The base and foundations are mostly Timber, cork, and Plywood, the masonry, fountain and plants were 3D printed and the pavers are chopped up zip-ties. The dirt texture is Bi-carb soda with CA super glue.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I love the Albino Wallabies on Bruny Island, Tasmania. With no natural predators the gene that makes them white isn’t an impediment.
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Board game night tomorrow and we’re having a second crack at Root! Last time the Rats took over, so well being hanging up on them this time!
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Master and Commander Far Side of the World. The Cinematography, the Score, the historical accuracy. It’s a thrilling adventure of conflict and bromance. And I’m always a fan of Paul Bettany.
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A little bit scuffed, but putting on a brave face and doing it’s little bollard job.
November 27, 2024 at 8:10 AM