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Bryan Crimes
@ryanj89.bsky.social
He/Him. Just another unknown internet lurker. I’ve been around too long and seen too much.
Just walked up to a shop door and paused for a second expecting the auto door to open, It was a manual door. And this was on the way out, I HAD ALREADY USED IT ONCE!
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The cast of TADC playing DnD was fantastic to watch. I’m living all the fan art that’s coming out of it.
@lizzierfreeman.bsky.social casting vicious mockery and @justtheclippy.bsky.social being a rabid loot goblin reminded me of this banger.

youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQ?...
Perception check
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I was putting together my first voice recording booth. Guess I’ll wait till he’s done napping.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Any new buildings should just have Universal toilets with decent stalls. Gendered toilets are such a relic.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Had a scare with a vet telling us that Patrick(White) had Large Cell Lymphoma. Luckily we got a second opinion at our old family Vet who couldn’t repeat any of the results and actually listened to our descriptions of his behaviour. They came to the conclusion that it was pancreatitis.
#cats
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Rupert is a god damn psycho after a wash.
#dogs#cockerspaniel
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
She’s not the smartest little dough ball, but she sure is a cutey. Can sleep just about anywhere too.
#cats#catsofbluesky
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
So stoked that some Americans have a chance to feel positive your the future. I can’t get over how hopeful and cheerful this sounds. It’s been so long since I’ve seen this energy anywhere on the internet.
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Patrick is not happy that the bathtub actually had water in it for once.

#cats#catdad
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
She cannot Loaf, as she is not yet cooked. She is dough, and for now she is proofing.
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s a project I started and finished a while ago but I figured I’d put it up here anyway.
The base and foundations are mostly Timber, cork, and Plywood, the masonry, fountain and plants were 3D printed and the pavers are chopped up zip-ties. The dirt texture is Bi-carb soda with CA super glue.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Polyfila base, shit brown coat then cheap acrylics. Next is the fun part!
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Board game night tomorrow and we’re having a second crack at Root! Last time the Rats took over, so well being hanging up on them this time!
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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This platform is going to be the new home for all things Moral Anxiety-related. From Roadwarden and Windy Meadow, to my new project.
And since I'm back to work, cool stuff is coming.
Happy to reconnect with you all.
#indiedev #gamedev
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM