Ryan
@ryanhealy.bsky.social
Life’s so much better when you don’t log on.
My wife sent me this from home in Fort Collins, CO.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My wife sent me this from home in Fort Collins, CO.
A long time ago I was in Turkey during a period of “unrest” that included protests against the United States. At the request of my employer at the time, I put Canadian flag patches on my backpack and suitcase. It absolutely didn’t work — and ultimately it didn’t matter. I haven’t done that since.
October 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A long time ago I was in Turkey during a period of “unrest” that included protests against the United States. At the request of my employer at the time, I put Canadian flag patches on my backpack and suitcase. It absolutely didn’t work — and ultimately it didn’t matter. I haven’t done that since.
Tonight will be a dogfight. Also, there will be important sports games on TV.
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Tonight will be a dogfight. Also, there will be important sports games on TV.
I detest Elon Musk and I will not be handing it to him here. That said, free Starlink on United is truly a game changer.
October 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I detest Elon Musk and I will not be handing it to him here. That said, free Starlink on United is truly a game changer.
I made a few comments to several TSA agents about this video. They just shook their heads. One smiled and said he couldn’t comment. It’s utterly embarrassing. Putin and Xi would cringe at this and say it’s too much.
October 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I made a few comments to several TSA agents about this video. They just shook their heads. One smiled and said he couldn’t comment. It’s utterly embarrassing. Putin and Xi would cringe at this and say it’s too much.
This is probably 900% larger than any class action settlement I’ve ever received. But still.
September 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is probably 900% larger than any class action settlement I’ve ever received. But still.
Cal Raleigh wears number 29. The symmetry here is very satisfying.
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Cal Raleigh wears number 29. The symmetry here is very satisfying.
This guy at O’Hare is triggering me.
September 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This guy at O’Hare is triggering me.
He follows me, too, apparently. I feel like this must’ve happened years ago and now it’s way too late to follow back.
August 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
He follows me, too, apparently. I feel like this must’ve happened years ago and now it’s way too late to follow back.
I’m not super hungry tonight. I wonder if Smoothie King has anything new.
August 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m not super hungry tonight. I wonder if Smoothie King has anything new.
What’s it like to live in Colorado? It’s 14,000 liberals inside of a college football stadium watching PBR and Cross Canadian Ragweed.
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What’s it like to live in Colorado? It’s 14,000 liberals inside of a college football stadium watching PBR and Cross Canadian Ragweed.
I love living in a city where this is worth a push notification.
June 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I love living in a city where this is worth a push notification.
M’s win (!) and the Washington State and City of Seattle flags fly proudly at Wrigley.
June 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
M’s win (!) and the Washington State and City of Seattle flags fly proudly at Wrigley.
There are *plenty* of Mariners fans at Wrigley today — enough to make it annoying for Cubs fans.
June 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There are *plenty* of Mariners fans at Wrigley today — enough to make it annoying for Cubs fans.
What’s a week in Chicago without eating Italian across the street from The Second City?
June 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What’s a week in Chicago without eating Italian across the street from The Second City?
I spent my entire childhood and adolescence playing baseball when I should’ve been doing VLOOKUPs.
June 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I spent my entire childhood and adolescence playing baseball when I should’ve been doing VLOOKUPs.
I haven’t been to a Rainiers game since 2019 and I’ve lived in Colorado for 4 years now. Thanks anyway, @ticketmaster.com.
May 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I haven’t been to a Rainiers game since 2019 and I’ve lived in Colorado for 4 years now. Thanks anyway, @ticketmaster.com.
I was all set to defend Colorado’s horse ownership level compared to Oklahoma but you’re right.
May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was all set to defend Colorado’s horse ownership level compared to Oklahoma but you’re right.
