one insidious thing that facebook stole from us is the fun and the mystery of reunions. now we live in a world where every jerk i grew up with constantly updates everyone all the time on everything. i feel like romy and michelle’s high school reunion got me excited for a world that no longer exists.

as always i just want to watch some fucking baseball

feeding that video of mark zuckerberg saying sweet baby rays over and over again into the ai algorithm until all the forests burn

hey friends, who’s ready to talk about the mets?

i forgot i had this app on my phone for so long that it was automatically offloaded to make more room for pictures of my kid

none of these fucking autonomous cars should be allowed on public roads at all

hey, i’m on here now too. same username, same sub-par content.