Ryan Doherty
@ryandoherty.bsky.social
I had a ton of fun on this app’s predecessor, so hoping for more of the same. I will never ask you for money or send you scammy links.
Is it really up to 39 people that have died while using AutoPilot? I haven’t been keeping up with the Tesla nonsense as much lately.
May 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Is it really up to 39 people that have died while using AutoPilot? I haven’t been keeping up with the Tesla nonsense as much lately.
“Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down?”
May 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down?”
“Well you can cram it with walnuts, Ugly!”
May 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Well you can cram it with walnuts, Ugly!”
“So anyway, I sez to Mabel I sez…”
May 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“So anyway, I sez to Mabel I sez…”
“Greetings, Friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me?”
May 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Greetings, Friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me?”
I mean, he took that “40% don’t care either way and barely bother following you now” response on the chin.
May 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I mean, he took that “40% don’t care either way and barely bother following you now” response on the chin.
The Democratic Party in 2028.
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May 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Democratic Party in 2028.
“Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!”
May 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!”
“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
“I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. And it never stops hurting…”
May 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. And it never stops hurting…”
“Do not touch Willie.” That’s good advice.
May 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Do not touch Willie.” That’s good advice.
“Yo Goober… where’s the meat?”
May 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Yo Goober… where’s the meat?”
“Aw but Moe… the dank! The dank!”
May 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Aw but Moe… the dank! The dank!”
“Stupid babies need the most attention.”
May 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Stupid babies need the most attention.”
“My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!”
May 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!”
“You shot who in the what now?”
May 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“You shot who in the what now?”
“Hey everybody, an old man is talking.”
May 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Hey everybody, an old man is talking.”
“It’s too late for me, Marge. Sell the jeans and live like a Queen!”
May 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“It’s too late for me, Marge. Sell the jeans and live like a Queen!”
“That’s some nice flutin’, boy.”
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“That’s some nice flutin’, boy.”
“The finger-thing means the taxes!”
May 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“The finger-thing means the taxes!”
Walmart, famous for their sky-high profit margins.
May 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Walmart, famous for their sky-high profit margins.
“900 dollary-doos?!?”
May 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“900 dollary-doos?!?”
“I’m seeing double here… four Krustys!”
May 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“I’m seeing double here… four Krustys!”
“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”
May 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”