Ryan.txt
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“Donica Lewinski” is I N S A N E, you hear me?????
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“Donica Lewinski” is I N S A N E, you hear me?????
This is hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is hilarious
Prioritizing emotional safety in dating really changed the game for me.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Prioritizing emotional safety in dating really changed the game for me.
There’s something about finding your person that makes things just fall into place
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
There’s something about finding your person that makes things just fall into place
Playing in your face
September 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Playing in your face
Thoughts and prayers
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Thoughts and prayers
Color me surprised
New data: 258k fewer jobs gained in May and June than first reported
YouTube video by CNN
youtube.com
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Color me surprised
Will the revolt last?
July 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Will the revolt last?
Is Greg Abbott a DEI hire?
July 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Is Greg Abbott a DEI hire?
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It just dawned on me that from Missy and Timbaland relationship, to Clipse and Pharrell relationship, to how I am with my friends. VA just got a different type of loyalty to us and that's why other people be disappointing me so much.
“It’s Travis… he’s harmless.” 😂😂😂 Pusha on Travis neck for the corny shenanigans.
June 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It just dawned on me that from Missy and Timbaland relationship, to Clipse and Pharrell relationship, to how I am with my friends. VA just got a different type of loyalty to us and that's why other people be disappointing me so much.
This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is who runs this account
Trying to fuck through tha Carter VI is a black eye on an otherwise stellar weekend.
June 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trying to fuck through tha Carter VI is a black eye on an otherwise stellar weekend.
I’m really online looking for a cowboy hat before this concert.
May 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m really online looking for a cowboy hat before this concert.
Is going on???
the fuck??
what
May 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Is going on???
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“If you put 1 and 1 together and get 11, that’s on you”
😭
😭
May 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“If you put 1 and 1 together and get 11, that’s on you”
😭
😭
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United Health has lost $288 billion of its value over the last month. They're reportedly being investigated for Medicare fraud and an exec just had to step down.
a baby wearing a penguins shirt holds his fist up in the air
ALT: a baby wearing a penguins shirt holds his fist up in the air
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
United Health has lost $288 billion of its value over the last month. They're reportedly being investigated for Medicare fraud and an exec just had to step down.
Who I am 🤏 Who I want to be
May 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who I am 🤏 Who I want to be
I can’t believe I’m seeing Kendrick and Beyoncé in the same month
April 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can’t believe I’m seeing Kendrick and Beyoncé in the same month
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the wheels are falling off folks, buckle up.
February 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the wheels are falling off folks, buckle up.
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This country is such a joke.
February 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This country is such a joke.
Fuck that orange bitch and his eyeliner-clad cuck of a sidekick
February 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fuck that orange bitch and his eyeliner-clad cuck of a sidekick
When I say I *feel* that… Lord. Out here growing
Marvin Sapp performs “Never Would Have Made It” for NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert: youtu.be/wVbZzgybaJ4?...
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When I say I *feel* that… Lord. Out here growing