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I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Found a jar of Christmas Chutney in the fridge and whilst it looks okay it smells like mincemeat and I’m not sure it’s supposed to
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Found a jar of Christmas Chutney in the fridge and whilst it looks okay it smells like mincemeat and I’m not sure it’s supposed to
400 FTE of redundancies over the next eighteen months isn’t great news, is it?
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
400 FTE of redundancies over the next eighteen months isn’t great news, is it?
Saw baby DMs on Saturday and cannot wait until my nephew needs his first shoes
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Saw baby DMs on Saturday and cannot wait until my nephew needs his first shoes
About an hour after I had one, G asks “I wonder how old that jar of pickled eggs is”
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
About an hour after I had one, G asks “I wonder how old that jar of pickled eggs is”
Things I never thought I’d hear in #TheArchers:
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Things I never thought I’d hear in #TheArchers:
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
Name your favourite debut album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Name your favourite debut album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
Bit unnerving to hear “can a member of staff go to the champagne section?” when I’m the only person in that aisle
a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and his eyes wide open
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and his eyes wide open
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November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Bit unnerving to hear “can a member of staff go to the champagne section?” when I’m the only person in that aisle
Watching up with last night’s Only Connect and having some lecherous thoughts but it’s fine cos I’m old now
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Watching up with last night’s Only Connect and having some lecherous thoughts but it’s fine cos I’m old now
Telling a story at work when my sister sped off a rollerskating rink and thru an open toilet door (half Frank Spencer behind the bus; half Delboy falling thru the bar) and I’ve had to leave the office because I properly lost it laughing and it looked like @hannahcrago.bsky.social had made me cry
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Telling a story at work when my sister sped off a rollerskating rink and thru an open toilet door (half Frank Spencer behind the bus; half Delboy falling thru the bar) and I’ve had to leave the office because I properly lost it laughing and it looked like @hannahcrago.bsky.social had made me cry
Is there a better sound in the kitchen than of slicing a savoy cabbage?
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is there a better sound in the kitchen than of slicing a savoy cabbage?
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
Someone at work advertising unworn bras for sale – “Can send pictures on request but they are too large to fit on here” 👀
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Someone at work advertising unworn bras for sale – “Can send pictures on request but they are too large to fit on here” 👀
Stop! Before you make unnecessary journeys… youtu.be/5UEhepqaAyA?...
stop before you make unnecessary journeys
YouTube video by definitely not stolen memes
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Stop! Before you make unnecessary journeys… youtu.be/5UEhepqaAyA?...
Every time I see my nephew wearing something new I think “I wish they made that in my size”. I’m fucking forty ffs
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Every time I see my nephew wearing something new I think “I wish they made that in my size”. I’m fucking forty ffs
The downside of Sunday drinking is spending £80 on socks
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The downside of Sunday drinking is spending £80 on socks
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ahahahahaha the Clare Balding head #celebritytraitors
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ahahahahaha the Clare Balding head #celebritytraitors
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out, and how old are you now?
18, to friends, drunk at a party after last exams. And a few months later Mum said my mood had been weird for ages, and asked if I was on drugs or gay.
40 now and still coming out; but luckily never a bad experience.
18, to friends, drunk at a party after last exams. And a few months later Mum said my mood had been weird for ages, and asked if I was on drugs or gay.
40 now and still coming out; but luckily never a bad experience.
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out, and how old are you now?
19 when I told my parents, I had to tell them as I kept bringing boys back 🤣
I’m 46 now, and I had to come out again today to a new person.
19 when I told my parents, I had to tell them as I kept bringing boys back 🤣
I’m 46 now, and I had to come out again today to a new person.
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out, and how old are you now?
16 when I started coming out to friends - 18 when my sister outed me to parents through finding porn on an old phone and then they made me tell them face to face 🙃
36 now and as Harry says - still coming out all the time!
16 when I started coming out to friends - 18 when my sister outed me to parents through finding porn on an old phone and then they made me tell them face to face 🙃
36 now and as Harry says - still coming out all the time!
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out, and how old are you now?
18, to friends, drunk at a party after last exams. And a few months later Mum said my mood had been weird for ages, and asked if I was on drugs or gay.
40 now and still coming out; but luckily never a bad experience.
18, to friends, drunk at a party after last exams. And a few months later Mum said my mood had been weird for ages, and asked if I was on drugs or gay.
40 now and still coming out; but luckily never a bad experience.
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the colour of your underwear.
Scampi Fries Grey 💁🏻♂️
Scampi Fries Grey 💁🏻♂️
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the colour of your underwear.
Panackelty Black. Crikey, I need to reserve the social media handles.
Panackelty Black. Crikey, I need to reserve the social media handles.
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Sweet Potato Blue (feels right, tbh)
Sweet Potato Blue (feels right, tbh)
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the colour of your underwear.
Scampi Fries Grey 💁🏻♂️
Scampi Fries Grey 💁🏻♂️
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In the pub. There’s a covers singer and keyboardist playing – think Phoenix Nights. They’ve just interrupted a song to announce that the traffic warden is outside and half the pub has walked out. I’m nearly in tears.
October 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
In the pub. There’s a covers singer and keyboardist playing – think Phoenix Nights. They’ve just interrupted a song to announce that the traffic warden is outside and half the pub has walked out. I’m nearly in tears.
At a gig. It’s Goldie Lookin Chain. Very difficult to tell how much of the crowd is ironic.
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
At a gig. It’s Goldie Lookin Chain. Very difficult to tell how much of the crowd is ironic.
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“When you fart, always own up to it. Do that, even if it’s 40 years from now, and it will always help you.”
#traitors #celebritytraitors
#traitors #celebritytraitors
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“When you fart, always own up to it. Do that, even if it’s 40 years from now, and it will always help you.”
#traitors #celebritytraitors
#traitors #celebritytraitors
First official confirmation of some level of redundancies at work today, no details at departmental level. Yay.
shrek is standing on top of a set of stairs with two knights .
Alt: Scene from Shrek. Lord Farquad talking to the crowd, announcing “Some of you may die… but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make”.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
First official confirmation of some level of redundancies at work today, no details at departmental level. Yay.