She'll never be able to describe the person responsible for this outrage because... pronouns.

Other people's kids, though..

I will be haunted.

A backpacker with a visa doing a perfectly ocker job of selling themself to an Australian fishing licence holder. I want to know if the potential employee wrote it for themself or got an Aussie to translate. It's pitch perfect Aussie bloke.

You seem fond of your geese (tho you boast they are dangerous)so you shld understand our fondness for house spiders- they're not scary. Save your fear until you're face to face with a funnel web. We're not so fond of them.

Dear Sandy, please keep on posting your fkg annoying self indulgences. I love them.

I have five apple trees. I i used to feel murderous until I stopped thinking of them as fruit trees. They are black cockatoo trees, and I am happy again. I rarely eat apples tho.

From SW Vic: definitely not!

ICE contends she is a "threat to U.S. security"... because she criticised Putin?