if ur not saying “oooh big stretch” after your cat does a big stretch then what are u doing

Love the fact that I get ads for EXCAVATORS

Idk why some people be poking at the glass when they order at subway

Wishing I had friends that enjoy things like mailing handwritten letters to each other or book club

I need to use this more

I miss independent reading time

Oh ok I don’t know you well but you’re going to tell me about your opinions. Want to pet my belly too? That way we are both nervous about bloodshed

Russia fired a 2nd ICBM and hit itself. That’s all you need to know about its nuclear capabilities.

Aged like milk in the sun.

I can tell it's cold because the house panther has just parked himself on my lap.