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#TheArchers , couple of lagers and an LP
“Have you got some peas or something?”

“Er… I can rustle you up a jacket potato if you’re hungry”

#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not kidding. He needs to punch Will too. #TheArchers
George punched Ed.

He really doesn’t help himself.

#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Justin isn’t getting release excited about Kirsty’s beaver.

Etc

#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“I really wish you’d been here last night for the release”

“Was Rex’s videos that good Kirsty?”

#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#TheArchers Annnnnnd Ed manages to make it worse.

Mission accomplished.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#TheArchers “Did you get a chance to watch the beaver footage I sent you?”

Justin:
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#TheArchers
“George are you off to do the turkeys?”

“No, not seeing Will or Emma today mate.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Nigel Farage has spent £1m taking out adverts in the papers to distract from the Nathan Gill Russian bribe scandal.

We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
#TheArchers Justin raises an interesting prospect.

He’s worked out how to monetise Rex’s ‘special interest’ videos.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#TheArchers George summed it quite perfectly to be honest there.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
#TheArchers

“I knew before I said something, which is really tricky for the listeners”
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
#TheArchers

“This is George you know what to do”

The full message.

“This is George you know what to do. I’m now putting Alice in the drivers seat.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
#TheArchers

That was a Grundy Sliding Doors moment.

Or something.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#TheArchers “You want to sell your engagement ring?”

“No, I don’t want it at all?”
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#TheArchers

Tracey bursting into Brad’s room. He could have been doing anything.

Like a quadratic equation.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
#TheArchers

Typical grandpa, he’d lose his head if it wasn’t sewn on by Clarrie every day.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Rex when he sends the wrong kind of beaver video to Alice.

#TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Rex when he sends the wrong kind of beaver video to Alice.

#TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Alice and Rex.

Jeeze Rex. How many beavers do you want?

#TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Rex is pedalling beaver videos.

DEFUND THE BBC

#TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Joy, Ruth etc: “Tony, I hope you don’t think we’re being insensitive by suggesting a tractor themed event to coincide with the anniversary of your sons untimely death, who sadly died underneath a said tractor.”

#TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#TheArchers Beaver Cams.

Another new character?

Enough is enough.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Joy: “I’m sure you were there for him, apart from that time when he fucked it up in that old tractor of yours”
#TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
#TheArchers

Beaver release.

Had worse days, says Tony.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#TheArchers “Hello Tony you’re just the person” is a line never said before.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM