Rusty the Squirrel
@rustysquirrel.bsky.social
* America’s Favorite Squirrel
* Top-Rated Sass Mouth
* Connoisseur of Nuts
* Former Astronaut
* Top-Rated Sass Mouth
* Connoisseur of Nuts
* Former Astronaut
It’s not really a nap. I’m feigning being dead until I unleash one hellacious shit.
May 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s not really a nap. I’m feigning being dead until I unleash one hellacious shit.
What do you mean by “again”?
May 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What do you mean by “again”?
It’s extremely grumbly in Wauwatosa. My tree is twerking like Miley Cyrus
May 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s extremely grumbly in Wauwatosa. My tree is twerking like Miley Cyrus
Shots of Malört all around!
May 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Shots of Malört all around!
I just want the free Prada slippers & bottomless communion wine.
May 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just want the free Prada slippers & bottomless communion wine.
I’m hoping that by cleaning up my potty-mouth, I can make it through to the semifinal round.
April 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m hoping that by cleaning up my potty-mouth, I can make it through to the semifinal round.
I bet if I bought a can of creamed corn it would be with me until the very end.
April 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I bet if I bought a can of creamed corn it would be with me until the very end.
I don’t care, I’m never gonna stop!
April 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I don’t care, I’m never gonna stop!
That’s not you. That’s my Cousin Fran. She’s a real ham for the camera.
April 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
That’s not you. That’s my Cousin Fran. She’s a real ham for the camera.
That’s exactly what a perfect bed looks like.
April 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That’s exactly what a perfect bed looks like.
Some folks just can’t stop criming.
April 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Some folks just can’t stop criming.
Here’s my resume -
April 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Here’s my resume -
You guys got frozen custard down there?
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You guys got frozen custard down there?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
April 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.