Rusty the Squirrel
@rustysquirrel.bsky.social
* America’s Favorite Squirrel
* Top-Rated Sass Mouth
* Connoisseur of Nuts
* Former Astronaut
* Top-Rated Sass Mouth
* Connoisseur of Nuts
* Former Astronaut
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
Here’s my resume -
April 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Here’s my resume -
It’s Eartha Kitt Day!
April 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It’s Eartha Kitt Day!
While we are perhaps the tastiest off all the creatures of the land, we will defend our homes vigorously.
April 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
While we are perhaps the tastiest off all the creatures of the land, we will defend our homes vigorously.
This one reminds me of you -
April 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This one reminds me of you -
I found a whole bunch of free eggs in the park this morning! Some kids came by later looking for them, but as Grandpa Pedro used to say - “Ya snooze, ya lose!”
April 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I found a whole bunch of free eggs in the park this morning! Some kids came by later looking for them, but as Grandpa Pedro used to say - “Ya snooze, ya lose!”
Sorry, my bagel is here.
April 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sorry, my bagel is here.
I prefer a bowl of these -
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I prefer a bowl of these -
Me & my cousins are ready for him to try.
March 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Me & my cousins are ready for him to try.
I thought he’d like it more than the shower curtain.
March 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I thought he’d like it more than the shower curtain.
Speaking of clocks, I’m sending this one to tRump
March 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Speaking of clocks, I’m sending this one to tRump
