Might have to leave Insta because they don’t want me to exclaim “…fucking Fetterman, jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Might have to leave Insta because they don’t want me to exclaim “…fucking Fetterman, jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.”
It’s pretty clear that republicans are comfortable blowing up the deficit, so they could easily blow up the deficit AND fund food stamps. They just don’t want people to have food stamps. Not for austerity or anything, just to be shitty to people not born rich.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s pretty clear that republicans are comfortable blowing up the deficit, so they could easily blow up the deficit AND fund food stamps. They just don’t want people to have food stamps. Not for austerity or anything, just to be shitty to people not born rich.
If Democrats agree to let republicans open up the government the Republicans promise to hold the football real still.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If Democrats agree to let republicans open up the government the Republicans promise to hold the football real still.
Are democrats caving or colluding? Either way they all need to be primaried.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Are democrats caving or colluding? Either way they all need to be primaried.
Have molested kids ruined church? #NYTimesHeadlineIdeas
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Have molested kids ruined church? #NYTimesHeadlineIdeas
Step 2: Get 1 million rich New Yorkers to keep their promise to leave.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Step 2: Get 1 million rich New Yorkers to keep their promise to leave.
Media talking about “wHaT tHeSe ReSuLtS mEan.” What they won’t say: running a campaign based on what the voters where you live want, worked this time. Mamdani and Spanberger didn’t run different campaigns. They ran on stuff directly affecting the people voting for them. It’s the same campaign.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Media talking about “wHaT tHeSe ReSuLtS mEan.” What they won’t say: running a campaign based on what the voters where you live want, worked this time. Mamdani and Spanberger didn’t run different campaigns. They ran on stuff directly affecting the people voting for them. It’s the same campaign.
I think a lot about how different things might be if Biden had picked Doug Jones as AG. Whelp, here’s to the long slow climb out of authoritarianism that could have been avoided if Comey had kept his mouth shut, or Garlin had done anything, etc. etc.
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I think a lot about how different things might be if Biden had picked Doug Jones as AG. Whelp, here’s to the long slow climb out of authoritarianism that could have been avoided if Comey had kept his mouth shut, or Garlin had done anything, etc. etc.
You ever just get a hankerin’ for circus peanuts?
Me either.
Me either.
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You ever just get a hankerin’ for circus peanuts?
Me either.
Me either.
You don’t have to pay people to protest a guy who would commute George Santos’ sentence and get Ghislaine Maxwell a cushier detention. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You don’t have to pay people to protest a guy who would commute George Santos’ sentence and get Ghislaine Maxwell a cushier detention. #NoKings
Honestly, it would be pretty hilarious to see John Bolton taken down by the shitty world he helped create.
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Honestly, it would be pretty hilarious to see John Bolton taken down by the shitty world he helped create.
So much for state’s rights, huh?
58% of Americans - including half of Republicans - think the president should send armed troops only to face external threats, a sign of unease as President Donald Trump increasingly deploys National Guard troops to police American cities, a @reuters.com poll found.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mos...
www.reuters.com/world/us/mos...
October 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So much for state’s rights, huh?
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"If it’s not clear by now, allow me to spell it out for you: I JUST WANT TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL REPRODUCTION WITH A FEMALE MEMBER OF MY OWN SPECIES BEFORE THE LIGHT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS EXTINGUISHED FOREVER."
“All I Want for My Birthday Is to Fuck Another Mayfly,” by a Mayfly
I’m going to keep this brief. Tomorrow I will shed my nymphal skin and exoskeleton and burst forth in all of my winged adult mayfly glory. I’ll hav...
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October 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"If it’s not clear by now, allow me to spell it out for you: I JUST WANT TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL REPRODUCTION WITH A FEMALE MEMBER OF MY OWN SPECIES BEFORE THE LIGHT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS EXTINGUISHED FOREVER."
You know, I get it if you’d rather have someone besides Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. But if you are one of our leaders and think it’s some kind of pRoBLeM for the country, you’re just outing yourself as one of these racist people that think Puerto Rico is a foreign country.
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You know, I get it if you’d rather have someone besides Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. But if you are one of our leaders and think it’s some kind of pRoBLeM for the country, you’re just outing yourself as one of these racist people that think Puerto Rico is a foreign country.
Kind of makes me want a Troof Social account just to observe the loons, though it’s probably not worth the hits to the ol’ mental state.
Truth Social users skew older and generally have a great deal of faith in Trump—demographics that suggest a less sophisticated approach to evaluating online claims.
The site has become fertile ground for false or contested health claims.
The site has become fertile ground for false or contested health claims.
How Truth Social’s bogus medical claims fool Trump fans
It's not just "medbeds."
www.motherjones.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Kind of makes me want a Troof Social account just to observe the loons, though it’s probably not worth the hits to the ol’ mental state.
Well, guess I better go to work to bail out farmers for not selling beans to China and then work some more to bail out Argentina who is now selling their beans to China. At least my healthcare is about to be unaffordable .
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Well, guess I better go to work to bail out farmers for not selling beans to China and then work some more to bail out Argentina who is now selling their beans to China. At least my healthcare is about to be unaffordable .
4 star generals be like….
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October 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
4 star generals be like….
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We must pay billions to farmers
Because we cut off their customers with tariffs
And pay billions to Argentina
Whose farmers are selling to the customers we forfeited
Because that is America First
Because we cut off their customers with tariffs
And pay billions to Argentina
Whose farmers are selling to the customers we forfeited
Because that is America First
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We must pay billions to farmers
Because we cut off their customers with tariffs
And pay billions to Argentina
Whose farmers are selling to the customers we forfeited
Because that is America First
Because we cut off their customers with tariffs
And pay billions to Argentina
Whose farmers are selling to the customers we forfeited
Because that is America First
The creator of The Man Show is too woke for the MAGA crowd. Talk about snowflakes.
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The creator of The Man Show is too woke for the MAGA crowd. Talk about snowflakes.
My vibe? Chill. My speech? Chilled.
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My vibe? Chill. My speech? Chilled.
Imagine being alienated from all your family friends because you were a MAGA cultist. Then watching Trump and his cronies (poorly) making excuse for not releasing the Epstein files. This is probably just the beginning of ex-maga on maga violence.
September 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine being alienated from all your family friends because you were a MAGA cultist. Then watching Trump and his cronies (poorly) making excuse for not releasing the Epstein files. This is probably just the beginning of ex-maga on maga violence.
In times like these, we need someone who can bring this country together. Someone like @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
In times like these, we need someone who can bring this country together. Someone like @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social
Oh, so NOWWW the rhetoric needs to be toned down. Cool. Cool. 👍
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Oh, so NOWWW the rhetoric needs to be toned down. Cool. Cool. 👍
When I was in third grade, the teacher’s aide (kid a few grades older) was playing hangman with the class. We couldn’t guess the word, and the poor Stick Figure was hanged. Her word choice?
Tennyshoe
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August 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
When I was in third grade, the teacher’s aide (kid a few grades older) was playing hangman with the class. We couldn’t guess the word, and the poor Stick Figure was hanged. Her word choice?
Tennyshoe
RIP
O
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Tennyshoe
RIP
O
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Il
There is one tiny reason the tariffs could work: people don’t have enough money to pay more. And corporations have been posting giant profits for a long time. So they may have to eat those tarrifs. Of course, as soon as that happens, chump will chicken out. #taco
July 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There is one tiny reason the tariffs could work: people don’t have enough money to pay more. And corporations have been posting giant profits for a long time. So they may have to eat those tarrifs. Of course, as soon as that happens, chump will chicken out. #taco