Justin Stone
@rusticus-est.bsky.social
Stories: Eclectica Magazine, storySouth, Quip Literary Review. Rookie Night Radio Show. Creekbed. motel, glimpse. Burnpile.
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for ever and for ever, to the crack of doom, the sea will insult and murder him, and pulverize the stateliest, stiffest frigate he can make
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
for ever and for ever, to the crack of doom, the sea will insult and murder him, and pulverize the stateliest, stiffest frigate he can make
Hell is the murkiest
Hell that ever Helled
— Macbeth 2
Hell that ever Helled
— Macbeth 2
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hell is the murkiest
Hell that ever Helled
— Macbeth 2
Hell that ever Helled
— Macbeth 2
How many people do I have to kill to get a peace prize?
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How many people do I have to kill to get a peace prize?
“I have no idea what they analyzed. But whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well, and they said that I had as good a result as they’ve ever seen.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“I have no idea what they analyzed. But whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well, and they said that I had as good a result as they’ve ever seen.”
Cellphone the new smoking
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Cellphone the new smoking
There’s humor and there’s what the meanest kid in town finds funny
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There’s humor and there’s what the meanest kid in town finds funny
Learning Objective
I will spell crisis of faith
I will spell crisis of faith
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Learning Objective
I will spell crisis of faith
I will spell crisis of faith
Pynchon autumn again
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pynchon autumn again
I understand why I was not
asked to consult on One
Battle after Another but still
asked to consult on One
Battle after Another but still
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I understand why I was not
asked to consult on One
Battle after Another but still
asked to consult on One
Battle after Another but still
When Pynchon has a moment
Nobody even knows it
Nobody even knows it
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When Pynchon has a moment
Nobody even knows it
Nobody even knows it
A favorite all-time band NOW
nuzzle
shit is fresh
nuzzle
shit is fresh
Our collab with @zumaudio.bandcamp.com on the 30th Anniversary Reissue of Nuzzle’s debut LP, ‘Follow, For Now’ is available to preorder. Fully remixed and remastered with new designs by Sonny Kay.
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August 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A favorite all-time band NOW
nuzzle
shit is fresh
nuzzle
shit is fresh
Bill Shitbag, Nebraska, on his final day, calls the bank one more time to ask if his DOGE check cleared yet.
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Bill Shitbag, Nebraska, on his final day, calls the bank one more time to ask if his DOGE check cleared yet.
Oh yeah this is their Manifest Destiny.
July 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh yeah this is their Manifest Destiny.
An audience addicted to the fifth wall
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
An audience addicted to the fifth wall
Those are not the Beatles’ sons
June 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Those are not the Beatles’ sons
Captain America but he rubs your feet every once in a goddamn while.
June 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Captain America but he rubs your feet every once in a goddamn while.
Grimacing Ahab parades the Pequod around New Bedford harbor. A silent and inscrutable spectacle.
June 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Grimacing Ahab parades the Pequod around New Bedford harbor. A silent and inscrutable spectacle.
Ahab parades the Pequod around New Bedford harbor.
Planes roared over D.C. on Saturday, tanks rolled along the National Mall, brass bands resounded and thousands of soldiers marched past cheering crowds, as the Army put on the largest show of military might in the capital in more than three decades. wapo.st/4dYFOck
June 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ahab parades the Pequod around New Bedford harbor.
“La Mayonnaise,” Pléiade explained, “has its origin in the moral squalor of the court of Louis XV—here in Belgium the affinity should not be too surprising. The courts of Leopold and Louis are not that different except in time, and what is time? Both monumentally deluded men, maintaining their . . .
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“La Mayonnaise,” Pléiade explained, “has its origin in the moral squalor of the court of Louis XV—here in Belgium the affinity should not be too surprising. The courts of Leopold and Louis are not that different except in time, and what is time? Both monumentally deluded men, maintaining their . . .
Brian Wilson was a big influence on my story Either Raygun Or.
Un-rock & un-roll
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Un-rock & un-roll
storysouth.com/stories/eith...
Either Raygun Or - storySouth
Clifford Brumley never really notices the blowy body of noise from the central heating until it cycles off, dropping his office at Wyrick and Wyrick CPAs into a different kind of silence. He looks fro...
storysouth.com
June 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Brian Wilson was a big influence on my story Either Raygun Or.
Un-rock & un-roll
storysouth.com/stories/eith...
Un-rock & un-roll
storysouth.com/stories/eith...
As the ordeal went on, it became clear . . . how much the modern State depended for its survival on maintaining a condition of permanent siege—
June 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
As the ordeal went on, it became clear . . . how much the modern State depended for its survival on maintaining a condition of permanent siege—
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Immigrants and refugees make LA and the USA great.
Sending militarized and masked police and ICE to arrest them makes the USA worse. And sending in the National Guard and threatening to use the Marine Corps and holding a military parade to glorify a president…that’s fascism.
Sending militarized and masked police and ICE to arrest them makes the USA worse. And sending in the National Guard and threatening to use the Marine Corps and holding a military parade to glorify a president…that’s fascism.
June 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Immigrants and refugees make LA and the USA great.
Sending militarized and masked police and ICE to arrest them makes the USA worse. And sending in the National Guard and threatening to use the Marine Corps and holding a military parade to glorify a president…that’s fascism.
Sending militarized and masked police and ICE to arrest them makes the USA worse. And sending in the National Guard and threatening to use the Marine Corps and holding a military parade to glorify a president…that’s fascism.
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My awesome wife Susie Aquilina published another great piece at @mcsweeneys.net
"When it comes to my little ones’ health care, I do my own research. By which I mean I consult with the ancient Luciferian texts that foretell the death of compassion as we enter into the New Era of cruelty and despair."
Two Years Ago I Was Making My Own Bone Broth, and Now I Am a Supplicant to Asmodeus, Ruiner of All Things
My journey towards bowing to the feet of the Lord of Darkness has been a long one. I can’t be sure exactly where it began, if it was when I started...
buff.ly
June 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My awesome wife Susie Aquilina published another great piece at @mcsweeneys.net
Reposted by Justin Stone
"When it comes to my little ones’ health care, I do my own research. By which I mean I consult with the ancient Luciferian texts that foretell the death of compassion as we enter into the New Era of cruelty and despair."
Two Years Ago I Was Making My Own Bone Broth, and Now I Am a Supplicant to Asmodeus, Ruiner of All Things
My journey towards bowing to the feet of the Lord of Darkness has been a long one. I can’t be sure exactly where it began, if it was when I started...
buff.ly
June 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"When it comes to my little ones’ health care, I do my own research. By which I mean I consult with the ancient Luciferian texts that foretell the death of compassion as we enter into the New Era of cruelty and despair."