Russet Burbank
@russet-burbank.bsky.social
Rockin' the town like a moldy crouton
Oakland CA, environmental biz
he/him
Oakland CA, environmental biz
he/him
"A political movement that dreams of a world that is smaller, simpler, dumber, more servile and less curious and much narrower than the one that currently exists would naturally fixate upon college campuses and the...acts of becoming that happen there"
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Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"A political movement that dreams of a world that is smaller, simpler, dumber, more servile and less curious and much narrower than the one that currently exists would naturally fixate upon college campuses and the...acts of becoming that happen there"
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
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I, who was Fox News’s go-to “stop preventing the military from doing war crimes” talking head, am frankly offended at whatever you’re insinuating
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I, who was Fox News’s go-to “stop preventing the military from doing war crimes” talking head, am frankly offended at whatever you’re insinuating
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Not sure how we lived before we could scroll past a questionably accurate AI response before finding the link to Wikipedia we wanted.
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Not sure how we lived before we could scroll past a questionably accurate AI response before finding the link to Wikipedia we wanted.
It's still Decorative Gourd Season for two more hours
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's still Decorative Gourd Season for two more hours
Which is worse: Not including alt text on images, or including the automatically-generated alt text that does not explain the image in the slightest
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Which is worse: Not including alt text on images, or including the automatically-generated alt text that does not explain the image in the slightest
Nothing satisfies the hungry heart like Gift Of Finest Wheat™ Crush a stalk today!
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Nothing satisfies the hungry heart like Gift Of Finest Wheat™ Crush a stalk today!
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It was a one-eyed, one-horned, winding silver people yeeter...
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, winding silver people yeeter...
The SNAP that I need because Walmart doesn't pay me enough to live on and that I am no longer getting because of the shutdown will go so much farther at Walmart this Thanksgiving once I buy the items that aren't in the deal this time
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The SNAP that I need because Walmart doesn't pay me enough to live on and that I am no longer getting because of the shutdown will go so much farther at Walmart this Thanksgiving once I buy the items that aren't in the deal this time
Currently dining on the Rice Krispies of triumph
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Currently dining on the Rice Krispies of triumph
"Here's the thing" *jazz hands*
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Here's the thing" *jazz hands*
On the other hand, spooky neighborhood lurker is probably more my speed as a Halloween idea.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
On the other hand, spooky neighborhood lurker is probably more my speed as a Halloween idea.
For next Halloween, I'll wear a red flannel shirt and blue jeans and be a werewolf.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
For next Halloween, I'll wear a red flannel shirt and blue jeans and be a werewolf.
(How do you think he does it?)
I don't know!
(What makes him so good?)
Well I have a theory and it is as follows:
He ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzers and bells...
I don't know!
(What makes him so good?)
Well I have a theory and it is as follows:
He ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzers and bells...
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(How do you think he does it?)
I don't know!
(What makes him so good?)
Well I have a theory and it is as follows:
He ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzers and bells...
I don't know!
(What makes him so good?)
Well I have a theory and it is as follows:
He ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzers and bells...
You can just hit the Like button if you understand a reference someone has made. You don't have to post the gif.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You can just hit the Like button if you understand a reference someone has made. You don't have to post the gif.
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Just another day in Socialmedialand.
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just another day in Socialmedialand.
Oh, was I supposed to wear red today? Huh. Oh well.
October 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh, was I supposed to wear red today? Huh. Oh well.
@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @replsimon.bsky.social All I want to hear from you is that the president is mentally added and unfit to serve and must be removed. This must be the opposition message if there is to be any opposition at all.
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Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @replsimon.bsky.social All I want to hear from you is that the president is mentally added and unfit to serve and must be removed. This must be the opposition message if there is to be any opposition at all.
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I think we ought do it once a month, always gets people in a good rowdy mood
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think we ought do it once a month, always gets people in a good rowdy mood
Med Bed (Coffee For Your Head)
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Med Bed (Coffee For Your Head)
The new Police Cops
September 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The new Police Cops
September 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's just 100% obvious by now that the media loved Charlie Kirk and wished they could say what he said.
September 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's just 100% obvious by now that the media loved Charlie Kirk and wished they could say what he said.
Honestly right now I'm just feeling like the Grim Reaper at the arcade claw machine in that comic.
September 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Honestly right now I'm just feeling like the Grim Reaper at the arcade claw machine in that comic.