Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
@ruraljones.bsky.social
born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉
Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜
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Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜
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My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?”
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
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Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
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November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?”
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
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Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷♀️
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷♀️
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
Heading into the weekend like… 🥷🏿☕️
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Heading into the weekend like… 🥷🏿☕️
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
I need Lucifer’s Ring thing 🌈⭕️ for Badvent. 😈🕯️
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I need Lucifer’s Ring thing 🌈⭕️ for Badvent. 😈🕯️
Projection much? 🎃🕯️📽️🪽
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Projection much? 🎃🕯️📽️🪽
MISSION: HACKED OFF 🔪🎃
A li’l Moxx 👤 before HH drops 📺 and all Hotel breaks loose. 🏨🔥🙌
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #WhackedOff #Halloween #Hellaween
A li’l Moxx 👤 before HH drops 📺 and all Hotel breaks loose. 🏨🔥🙌
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #WhackedOff #Halloween #Hellaween
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MISSION: HACKED OFF 🔪🎃
A li’l Moxx 👤 before HH drops 📺 and all Hotel breaks loose. 🏨🔥🙌
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #WhackedOff #Halloween #Hellaween
A li’l Moxx 👤 before HH drops 📺 and all Hotel breaks loose. 🏨🔥🙌
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #WhackedOff #Halloween #Hellaween
Hellfire hot sauce is thin and has a strong vinegar taste, but it can be simmered on the stove with 2-3 Tbsp sugar for several minutes to achieve a sweet, syrupy texture. Another option is the Carolina Reaper line of Toad Sweat 🐸💦 dessert hot sauces:
toadsweat.com/collections/...
6/7
toadsweat.com/collections/...
6/7
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hellfire hot sauce is thin and has a strong vinegar taste, but it can be simmered on the stove with 2-3 Tbsp sugar for several minutes to achieve a sweet, syrupy texture. Another option is the Carolina Reaper line of Toad Sweat 🐸💦 dessert hot sauces:
toadsweat.com/collections/...
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toadsweat.com/collections/...
6/7
Pour coffee/ice cream mixture into a large tumbler, then spoon or pour just enough cheese foam on top to cover it. I cheated on Cheetos 😳 by crumbling TJ’s Baked Cheese Crunchies on top of the foam. This is optional, but it gives the drink a fun texture and flavor. 🧡
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October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pour coffee/ice cream mixture into a large tumbler, then spoon or pour just enough cheese foam on top to cover it. I cheated on Cheetos 😳 by crumbling TJ’s Baked Cheese Crunchies on top of the foam. This is optional, but it gives the drink a fun texture and flavor. 🧡
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Going through a traumatic episode 😭📺 and pausing to begin a B.B.B. load—the “Bad” guy just for sucking at relationships. 🧋🍨🌶️☁️ Recipe below. 📝⬇️ (Thx to @merviking.bsky.social for cheese foam inspo.) 1/7
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Ghostfuckers #Halloween
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Ghostfuckers #Halloween
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Going through a traumatic episode 😭📺 and pausing to begin a B.B.B. load—the “Bad” guy just for sucking at relationships. 🧋🍨🌶️☁️ Recipe below. 📝⬇️ (Thx to @merviking.bsky.social for cheese foam inspo.) 1/7
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Ghostfuckers #Halloween
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Ghostfuckers #Halloween
S³ has a SIPrise for all you ghosted f**kers 👻 this #Hellaween. 🔥🎃 Pop in for our ❌-clusive Pop-Up Potion and SIP a lot more 🧋 so it’ll suck a bit less. ❤️🩹
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Halloween
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Halloween
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
S³ has a SIPrise for all you ghosted f**kers 👻 this #Hellaween. 🔥🎃 Pop in for our ❌-clusive Pop-Up Potion and SIP a lot more 🧋 so it’ll suck a bit less. ❤️🩹
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Halloween
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Halloween
If @identitypollution.bsky.social and @sharkrobotstore.bsky.social never do anything else for us, they’ll still have done enough. 🪴🌱🦉
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Halloween
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Halloween
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If @identitypollution.bsky.social and @sharkrobotstore.bsky.social never do anything else for us, they’ll still have done enough. 🪴🌱🦉
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Halloween
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Halloween
My friend saw this plate on his way home from work today. Sedan worshipper. 🚗🤘 Even has a Benzagram. ⛤
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My friend saw this plate on his way home from work today. Sedan worshipper. 🚗🤘 Even has a Benzagram. ⛤
I have to hire I.M.P. to perform a HIT maneuver 💥 on this bad drivezo 😎, because I NEED to lift 🫴 his license plate‼️ It starts with 9⃣ (my beloved!), ends with the mark of the beast 🤘, and 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 stands for “The Devil’s Vehicle” (TDV). 😈🚗💨
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have to hire I.M.P. to perform a HIT maneuver 💥 on this bad drivezo 😎, because I NEED to lift 🫴 his license plate‼️ It starts with 9⃣ (my beloved!), ends with the mark of the beast 🤘, and 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 stands for “The Devil’s Vehicle” (TDV). 😈🚗💨
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
The groove bisecting their bodies ♈️ |🦉 was a happy accident. 🙃 I didn’t even notice the line until I put the candle inside. 🎃🕯️👀 Is it their soul bond? ✨🤝✨ The healed scar from their AT rift? 💔➡️❤️🩹 A mental delusion? 🧠💭🤪
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The groove bisecting their bodies ♈️ |🦉 was a happy accident. 🙃 I didn’t even notice the line until I put the candle inside. 🎃🕯️👀 Is it their soul bond? ✨🤝✨ The healed scar from their AT rift? 💔➡️❤️🩹 A mental delusion? 🧠💭🤪
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
“Pumpkin Moonshine” in the classic children’s book 📙 by Tasha Tudor refers to an old-timey term for a jack-o’-lantern, so this is my #pumpkin #FullMoon -shine. 🎃🌕♈🦉🎩
Hidey-ha-hoo-ha and Happy #Hellaween! 🔥🧡
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz
Hidey-ha-hoo-ha and Happy #Hellaween! 🔥🧡
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Pumpkin Moonshine” in the classic children’s book 📙 by Tasha Tudor refers to an old-timey term for a jack-o’-lantern, so this is my #pumpkin #FullMoon -shine. 🎃🌕♈🦉🎩
Hidey-ha-hoo-ha and Happy #Hellaween! 🔥🧡
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz
Hidey-ha-hoo-ha and Happy #Hellaween! 🔥🧡
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz
Looking at the Halloween merch when this silliness took hold. 🙃
“How about you pump me full of scary right on this desk?” 😱
Slasher Blitzø showing Stolas’s rich, prince-y ass what a real pucking is like. 🦉🏒♈
“How about you pump me full of scary right on this desk?” 😱
Slasher Blitzø showing Stolas’s rich, prince-y ass what a real pucking is like. 🦉🏒♈
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Looking at the Halloween merch when this silliness took hold. 🙃
“How about you pump me full of scary right on this desk?” 😱
Slasher Blitzø showing Stolas’s rich, prince-y ass what a real pucking is like. 🦉🏒♈
“How about you pump me full of scary right on this desk?” 😱
Slasher Blitzø showing Stolas’s rich, prince-y ass what a real pucking is like. 🦉🏒♈
I managed to extract the circus mark 🎪💀 in one piece when carving my #Blitzø pirate pumpkin 🏴☠️🎃 (I had to cut out the tear/blood drop 🔪💧/🩸, even though it wouldn’t show), so now what should I do with it? 🤔💭
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I managed to extract the circus mark 🎪💀 in one piece when carving my #Blitzø pirate pumpkin 🏴☠️🎃 (I had to cut out the tear/blood drop 🔪💧/🩸, even though it wouldn’t show), so now what should I do with it? 🤔💭
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz
The cake. 🍰🦉
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The cake. 🍰🦉
🎶 “𝘠𝘰 𝘩𝘰, 𝘺𝘰 𝘩𝘰, 𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘬𝘪𝘯’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦…” 🏴☠️🎃
My pro- #Blitzø #pirate #pumpkin from the #Halloween party. Not my best effort (says toxic perfectionism ⚠️👌), cuz it’s hard to carve those synthetic mfers 😩🔪, but looks pretty great on that blackground. 🖤
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #TheGreatPumpkinWar
My pro- #Blitzø #pirate #pumpkin from the #Halloween party. Not my best effort (says toxic perfectionism ⚠️👌), cuz it’s hard to carve those synthetic mfers 😩🔪, but looks pretty great on that blackground. 🖤
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #TheGreatPumpkinWar
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🎶 “𝘠𝘰 𝘩𝘰, 𝘺𝘰 𝘩𝘰, 𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘬𝘪𝘯’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦…” 🏴☠️🎃
My pro- #Blitzø #pirate #pumpkin from the #Halloween party. Not my best effort (says toxic perfectionism ⚠️👌), cuz it’s hard to carve those synthetic mfers 😩🔪, but looks pretty great on that blackground. 🖤
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #TheGreatPumpkinWar
My pro- #Blitzø #pirate #pumpkin from the #Halloween party. Not my best effort (says toxic perfectionism ⚠️👌), cuz it’s hard to carve those synthetic mfers 😩🔪, but looks pretty great on that blackground. 🖤
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #TheGreatPumpkinWar
Blitzy II from another angle. 🪴👄🦷
October 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Blitzy II from another angle. 🪴👄🦷
Here are some stills. 📸 Blitz would have loved that animatronic Headless Horseman. 🎃🐎👀♈️❤️🔥 S³ fits right in with the S-thetic. 🖤🤍
October 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Here are some stills. 📸 Blitz would have loved that animatronic Headless Horseman. 🎃🐎👀♈️❤️🔥 S³ fits right in with the S-thetic. 🖤🤍