rupertsmagicgourd
@rupertsmagicgourd.bsky.social
Those time traveling cowboys deserved better.
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Those time traveling cowboys deserved better.
I’ll gladly throw in a $20.
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’ll gladly throw in a $20.
If she’s game.
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If she’s game.
At this point, the only thing left to do is march him naked through the street w/ Hannah Waddingham ringing the bell chanting shame.
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
At this point, the only thing left to do is march him naked through the street w/ Hannah Waddingham ringing the bell chanting shame.
Everyone understands he said something embarrassingly stupid & embarrassingly tacky. Even for him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s starting to regret it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Everyone understands he said something embarrassingly stupid & embarrassingly tacky. Even for him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s starting to regret it.
At this point, I think the shaming has been thorough.
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At this point, I think the shaming has been thorough.
Then this will definitely not be for you.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Then this will definitely not be for you.
That was definitely not the vibe I got. It’s pretty twisted.
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
That was definitely not the vibe I got. It’s pretty twisted.
Delightfully fucked & surprisingly funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Delightfully fucked & surprisingly funny.
I’ve tried Lenderman. I’ve tried Wednesday. I just don’t get it. What Winter is doing is new, unique, & exciting.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’ve tried Lenderman. I’ve tried Wednesday. I just don’t get it. What Winter is doing is new, unique, & exciting.
Yeah. Your parents were significantly cooler than mine. I’ve been racking my brain & I can’t even come close to topping that. My curtsy is deep.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah. Your parents were significantly cooler than mine. I’ve been racking my brain & I can’t even come close to topping that. My curtsy is deep.
You definitely win The Most Impressive Obscure Bluesky Pull of the Day award.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You definitely win The Most Impressive Obscure Bluesky Pull of the Day award.
What is this???
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What is this???
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Lean into it, traumatize children about the cycle of life and death while you're selling, I dunno, winter tires or something
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lean into it, traumatize children about the cycle of life and death while you're selling, I dunno, winter tires or something
I completely forgot that’s what he’s been doing!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I completely forgot that’s what he’s been doing!!
And holy shit that’s Stacy Keach!!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And holy shit that’s Stacy Keach!!!
Haven’t seen Billy Crudup in a long time. Wasn’t prepared to see Russell Hammond get really old. Still kind of in shock.
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Haven’t seen Billy Crudup in a long time. Wasn’t prepared to see Russell Hammond get really old. Still kind of in shock.