My favorite joke in every D&D game:

The healer asks how everyone’s looking. Someone responds “On a completely arbitrary scale of 1 to 24, I’m feeling about a 7.”

Makes me chuckle every time

Me: gets off Reddit to cleanse from current events for a few days
Also me: Doomscrolls on BlueSky instead

So not only did we strike Iran with zero provocation, we did so pointlessly because, as the DOD admits, WE HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THEIR NUCLEAR STOCKPILE IS.

Fantastic. Amazing job. We’ve become so stupid that the only thing great about us is how much of a laughingstock this regime is.

#FuckTrump

None of these fucking assholes actually watched School House Rock and it shows.

Just came up with a new band name, do not steal (or do, I don’t give a fuck)

Dreadchain

I’m picturing a grindcore band where the show starts super heavy and the performers are like, COVERED in chains, and as the show goes on, they lose chains and the music gets brighter.

Subtle? Never met him.

I like my girls like I like my coffee; with a complicated background story. #epicbeardmen

Henry David Thoreau once insisted that it is not only the right of one to engage in civil disobedience against a government that does not represent them, it is your duty.

Without being specific, what are some activities that one might engage in to, ah, gum up the works?

#fuckfascists #impeachnow

I don’t fucking care how much I’m hated, dehumanized, or harmed. I will not give in to the lies, and I will strive to hold on to the truth. #fucknazis

Loren from #90dayFiance is what Donald Trump would be if he were queer.

This anime is 10/10.
The big breasted elf warrior’s armor got upgraded, and it covered more of her tits.
God, anime has such a low bar.
#nolongerallowedinanotherworld

So I dunno who needs to hear this, but if you like #audiodrama, check out @midnightburger.bsky.social like, yesterday. It starts (and stays) weird, but I promise you it’s an esoteric sci-fi romp that’s hella amazing.

Not me starting #monomyth over again because I had a new build idea. #adhd #gamer

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

Hey hey BlueSky, here we are! Hope y’all are well and we become good friends!