Rufus M. Grapefruit
@rufusmgrapefruit.bsky.social
public defender, trivia dweeb, community theater actor, occasional TV host, and soup enthusiast
top 1.5% on lichess
top 1.5% on lichess
shoulda bought a pinto beans plant
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
shoulda bought a pinto beans plant
all my furniture just started moving
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
all my furniture just started moving
The same commentators have delivered some cutting-edge analysis of why Arsenal signed Zubi a year and a half ago rather than signing a striker, sooooo
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The same commentators have delivered some cutting-edge analysis of why Arsenal signed Zubi a year and a half ago rather than signing a striker, sooooo
can't do that with a slug farm, that's for sure
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
can't do that with a slug farm, that's for sure
I hope the bear in the pic gets him
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I hope the bear in the pic gets him
it wasn't the first, and it won't be the last
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
it wasn't the first, and it won't be the last
Phil Jones's face on Ground
August 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Phil Jones's face on Ground
you're getting so many licks on this one
August 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you're getting so many licks on this one
three of 'em tbh
July 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
three of 'em tbh
not an n, or an m, but a secret third thing
July 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
not an n, or an m, but a secret third thing
double pendulum to oppose sauron? chaotic good
July 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
double pendulum to oppose sauron? chaotic good
there'll be a cat guy too
June 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
there'll be a cat guy too
the shadow over dilmouth
June 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
the shadow over dilmouth
(even more pedantic): Well, Rub̈ola.
May 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
(even more pedantic): Well, Rub̈ola.
never seen it
May 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
never seen it
unironically love it. a silly little movie that is not trying to be anything other than a silly little movie
May 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
unironically love it. a silly little movie that is not trying to be anything other than a silly little movie