Rufus M. Grapefruit
@rufusmgrapefruit.bsky.social
public defender, trivia dweeb, occasional TV host, and soup enthusiast
top 1.5% on lichess
top 1.5% on lichess
the official position of the USSR for about a day and a half in April 1986
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the official position of the USSR for about a day and a half in April 1986
inside you there are two wolves. and two goats and two cabbages. you must
June 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
inside you there are two wolves. and two goats and two cabbages. you must
escape room hack: on your first day, walk up to the biggest, toughest guy and punch him in the face
June 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
escape room hack: on your first day, walk up to the biggest, toughest guy and punch him in the face
seems about right
May 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
seems about right
more like the Very Hunky Caterpillar, if you ask me
March 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
more like the Very Hunky Caterpillar, if you ask me
Sheep in a Jeep: Fury Road
March 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sheep in a Jeep: Fury Road
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NO KINGS
NO SLAVES
NO NAZIS
gets you the three good American wars, in chronological order no less. sounds insane to argue against any of them and yet it is very clear which side you're on
NO SLAVES
NO NAZIS
gets you the three good American wars, in chronological order no less. sounds insane to argue against any of them and yet it is very clear which side you're on
I see the phrase "competitive authoritarianism" thrown around a lot on here and while that may be descriptive of the moment we're in I cannot stress enough that you should never say that phrase to a normal voter and instead just say Trump's trying to be king.
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
NO KINGS
NO SLAVES
NO NAZIS
gets you the three good American wars, in chronological order no less. sounds insane to argue against any of them and yet it is very clear which side you're on
NO SLAVES
NO NAZIS
gets you the three good American wars, in chronological order no less. sounds insane to argue against any of them and yet it is very clear which side you're on
according to edgar allan poe, the answer to "sherry baby, can you come out tonight?" is "no."
February 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
according to edgar allan poe, the answer to "sherry baby, can you come out tonight?" is "no."
it's called the Elizabeth Line because its route points to Elizabeth, New Jersey
February 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
it's called the Elizabeth Line because its route points to Elizabeth, New Jersey
happy Stew Year's Eve, y'all
December 31, 2024 at 11:59 PM
happy Stew Year's Eve, y'all
le monocular de mon avuncular
December 28, 2024 at 3:30 AM
le monocular de mon avuncular
all of my plans for the future involve giving my cat a z-axis
December 13, 2024 at 5:32 AM
all of my plans for the future involve giving my cat a z-axis
and I hope this email finds you well / I hope it finds us both well
December 12, 2024 at 3:17 AM
and I hope this email finds you well / I hope it finds us both well
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Thomas Brodie Sangster, I know, I know, it's serious
December 9, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Thomas Brodie Sangster, I know, I know, it's serious
told the bar they could take the music back from me post-hosting trivia while also telling touchtunes to play bananaphone
December 9, 2024 at 2:41 AM
told the bar they could take the music back from me post-hosting trivia while also telling touchtunes to play bananaphone
it's that time of year again
December 6, 2024 at 2:55 AM
it's that time of year again
lin-manuel miranda implies the existence of lin-manuel samantha, lin-manuel carrie, and lin-manuel charlotte
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 AM
lin-manuel miranda implies the existence of lin-manuel samantha, lin-manuel carrie, and lin-manuel charlotte
titanic (1997) came out before titanic (1997) did and it's just plain better. maury yeston why did you never hit those heights again
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 AM
titanic (1997) came out before titanic (1997) did and it's just plain better. maury yeston why did you never hit those heights again
♫ dear evan hansen what to saaaay to you / you broke your arm, you did some people harm / when you lied about that stuff at school? / well that wasn't cool ♬
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
♫ dear evan hansen what to saaaay to you / you broke your arm, you did some people harm / when you lied about that stuff at school? / well that wasn't cool ♬
what exactly are the two of you doing that makes the FIRST thing a snowman asks, having just been brought to life/ordained as clergy, "are you married"
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
what exactly are the two of you doing that makes the FIRST thing a snowman asks, having just been brought to life/ordained as clergy, "are you married"
every zoo is a petting zoo. it's just a question of your determination
December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
every zoo is a petting zoo. it's just a question of your determination
iffy photo of a solid Roberto
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 AM
iffy photo of a solid Roberto