I'M SO READY

I don't want to go back to Twitter but I can freely see art with tits out and blood everywhere on there instead of being locked in baby jail here ffs

HI FRIEND HI THE CALL OF TOXIC MOLD WIVES BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE

I bring this to you fresh from tumblr for your consideration:

[CRAWLS OUT OF THE NEAREST RUBBISH BIN] YOU SUMMONED ME 👁👁

SAMMYYYYYY 😭

Oh my god?! I scrolled by and came back up because HELLO IS THAT CAT? THAT HANDSOME SIR? HELLO????

She has achieved the target goal. I see no problem.

Round ⚪️

It's only happened on bsky so far but I wouldn't be surprised if there were new state laws being thrown around 🙄

Can't even say we need a good OSHA-approved railing anymore (awful pun)

Ayo. Ayoooo...

Listen to the demon. They're right