Captain Rufflebanger
@rufflebanger.bsky.social
Chronically ill and trying to chill for 31 years 🏳️🌈♀️♀️🔞 She/they/o'captain my captain.
I'M SO READY
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I'M SO READY
HI FRIEND HI THE CALL OF TOXIC MOLD WIVES BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE
I bring this to you fresh from tumblr for your consideration:
I bring this to you fresh from tumblr for your consideration:
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
HI FRIEND HI THE CALL OF TOXIC MOLD WIVES BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE
I bring this to you fresh from tumblr for your consideration:
I bring this to you fresh from tumblr for your consideration:
I'm sick with a possible sinus infection so obviously the correct course of action is locking myself in the bathroom with a hot shower and becoming baozi
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm sick with a possible sinus infection so obviously the correct course of action is locking myself in the bathroom with a hot shower and becoming baozi
Ayo. Ayoooo...
October 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ayo. Ayoooo...
I'm in Silksong hell. Goodbye world.
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm in Silksong hell. Goodbye world.
Call me an astronomer the way I'm always seeing stars (The nefarious dysautonomia strikes again)
August 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Call me an astronomer the way I'm always seeing stars (The nefarious dysautonomia strikes again)
I learned my lesson not to joke to my physical therapist about being rolled out like pizza dough. They said bet and I got SQUARSHED
July 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I learned my lesson not to joke to my physical therapist about being rolled out like pizza dough. They said bet and I got SQUARSHED
Consequence of sunburn: I must slather myself in enough aloe gel, I could be mistaken for a Dragon Quest slime
July 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Consequence of sunburn: I must slather myself in enough aloe gel, I could be mistaken for a Dragon Quest slime
Went to have a fun day swimming in a pond
Came back a crispy fried bat 🥲
Came back a crispy fried bat 🥲
July 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Went to have a fun day swimming in a pond
Came back a crispy fried bat 🥲
Came back a crispy fried bat 🥲
I had an ask for literally a year+1 day in my tumblr inbox requesting Alcina with glasses. I'M SO SORRY WHOEVER SENT THAT
#ladydimitrescu
#ladydimitrescu
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I had an ask for literally a year+1 day in my tumblr inbox requesting Alcina with glasses. I'M SO SORRY WHOEVER SENT THAT
#ladydimitrescu
#ladydimitrescu
New level of cursed just dropped!
July 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
New level of cursed just dropped!
July 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
🎵 It's the most wretchedly deafening tiiiiiime of year 🎵
Love, me and every poor animal with ears in this fuckass country
Love, me and every poor animal with ears in this fuckass country
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
🎵 It's the most wretchedly deafening tiiiiiime of year 🎵
Love, me and every poor animal with ears in this fuckass country
Love, me and every poor animal with ears in this fuckass country
Yeah sure I'll go outside for a minute
[1 minute later]
[1 minute later]
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yeah sure I'll go outside for a minute
[1 minute later]
[1 minute later]
Hi
1 quastion
I cannae fuckin see
1 quastion
I cannae fuckin see
June 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hi
1 quastion
I cannae fuckin see
1 quastion
I cannae fuckin see
And you're also going to be kind to yourself today, right? Right?
June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And you're also going to be kind to yourself today, right? Right?
I AWAIT WITH MUCH EAGERNESS
June 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I AWAIT WITH MUCH EAGERNESS
The mood every day of 2025
June 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The mood every day of 2025
What's in that big ol' noggin?
June 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What's in that big ol' noggin?
This just in: OH MY GOD?
June 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This just in: OH MY GOD?
Silly poll things happening on tumblr... is this /really/ what I need?!
June 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Silly poll things happening on tumblr... is this /really/ what I need?!
Sometimes you have a long, hard day.
And sometimes you have a long, hard day that's punctuated by a coworker accidentally throwing a book directly into your face. Owwie.
And sometimes you have a long, hard day that's punctuated by a coworker accidentally throwing a book directly into your face. Owwie.
May 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes you have a long, hard day.
And sometimes you have a long, hard day that's punctuated by a coworker accidentally throwing a book directly into your face. Owwie.
And sometimes you have a long, hard day that's punctuated by a coworker accidentally throwing a book directly into your face. Owwie.
Opened tumblr and observed a mutual having a moment. So many rings. Good for them.
#ladydimitrescu
#ladydimitrescu
May 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Opened tumblr and observed a mutual having a moment. So many rings. Good for them.
#ladydimitrescu
#ladydimitrescu
Sometimes the things I must do to out-maneuver my depression get a little whacky. Case and point: make tea, wear fancy bra, get laundry done.
But hey it worked 👍
But hey it worked 👍
May 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sometimes the things I must do to out-maneuver my depression get a little whacky. Case and point: make tea, wear fancy bra, get laundry done.
But hey it worked 👍
But hey it worked 👍