something very funny about coming across an old classmate's discord pfp which is very obviously one half of a couple pfp but their username is still a dick joke

#svsss

you know those 2010s websites where you could merge two celebrity faces together to see what their kids would look like?

well, airplane shares a link one day on his author account. shen yuan feels despair before even clicking the link promising "See what YOUR CHILD with a PIDW WIFE loo..."

Quote this with your most kudos'd ao3 fic!

My Shen Jiu centric humor fic where he is put through a series of unfortunate events against his wishes :3

archiveofourown.org/works/272606...

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My single teen mother SJ and transmigrated kiddo SY. Mamjiuy love 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/425647...

bitches be like "i'm bitches's bitches"

im bitches :3

bitches be like “i’m bitches”
i’m bitches

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

sy: see, your vampire costume is nice, but it doesn't really suit you
binghe:
sy: vampires are supposed to be really thin and super pale. kinda like me, haha!
binghe, fangs extending:
sy: you have a really buff and rugged look. next year you should be a werewolf! here, have some candy! *pat*
binghe:

that other binghe gets to have a shizun that's nice to him. why can't I have a nice shizun. I should take this one away so he can hold me to sleep and put braids in my hair and wipe the blood off my face and tuck me into bed and kiss me on the forehead and love me like I never deserved

binghe: virginity is fake
(audience cheers)
binghe: so shizun is a virgin whenever i want him to be
(scattered, confused applause)