This is my Barbenheimer

Me: I’m feeling under the weather.
Wife: You need some euthanasia
Me: I think you mean echinacea
Wife: tomato, tomatoh

Me: I need some of that stuff that helps with memory.
Wife: ginkgo biloba?
Me: no, that’s not it, I’d know it if I heard it.
Wife: ginkgo biloba?
Me: THAT’S IT!

Can’t remember if my wife told me to buy chai tea or take up tai chi.

TV series idea:

"The Queen's Gambit," but Uno