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Dave SW
@ruddofcumbria.bsky.social
He/him. Ringarde. Too much food, TV and twaddle. Some LGBTQ+ stuff too. 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇬🇧
you see this, do it!

-name: Dave
-pronouns: he/him
-height: 6’1”
-sexuality: Gaaaay
-sign: Aries (I’m in charge)
-piercings: 1
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: Dark blue
-fav drink: Red wine or Negroni
-fav animal: Lions
-mbti: ESTJ
March 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
People who use nicotine pouches and then leave them in glasses in pubs/bars need to get in the bin 🚮
March 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well at least I wouldn’t have to endure the whole bloody movie.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...
Warning: if your name is David, you won’t survive a horror movie
A survey has revealed the most likely characters to be killed off before the end credits. Actors would be ill-advised to take on any Davids, Hollys or Dicks
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
20 times a week? I haven’t blown my nose since Wednesday!

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Sex 20 times a week? New study identifies four types of romantic lover
Australian research is ‘first to empirically show that we don’t all love the same’, lead author says
www.theguardian.com
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“I wouldn’t trust you with a water biscuit!”

😂🤣

#EastEnders
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Dave SW
Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt
February 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Thank you @hughsmithsonwright.bsky.social for the wonderful and not-at-all phallic Valentine’s Day present 🥰❤️
February 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This was just brilliant, loved it.
February 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
More bread!
I’m evidently going through something.
February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
J'ai cherché
open.spotify.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I may have inserted some absolute bops into my pub playlist

open.spotify.com/track/0r8U4M...
Get Over You
Sophie Ellis-Bextor · Read My Lips (Deluxe Version) · Song · 2002
open.spotify.com
February 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Post a picture of you from last February. No cheating.
February 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reposted by Dave SW
We've been trying to point out how the "Gender Critical" movement is pro Trump and anti feminist for YEARS

They've FINALLY given up trying to hide it
February 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Introduce yourself as a TV character
February 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Crispy Bacon Bernie 😂

#EastEnders
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tonight’s Date Night Dinner:

- Hasselback squash w. feta & pistachios

- Rump steak w. butter bean mash, red wine jus & pomegranate seeds
February 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Freshly-baked bread to go with tonight’s dinner 🍞😋
February 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reposted by Dave SW
Thank you Lady Gaga.
Thank you Chappell Roan. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When you try your luck, and it pays off beautifully. 🐴🤩
February 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In typical Cumbrian fashion, my mother has described the weather back home as a “a tad windy.”
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Reposted by Dave SW
need to drink an ice cold glass of savvy b with frankie so bad #thetraitors
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That was a blindingly brilliant set of logic at the end, really interested to see how it plays out tomorrow!

No one is to hurt Alexander though, nah-uh.

#TheTraitors
January 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reposted by Dave SW
spent far too long on the Traitors subreddit this morning but it was 100% worth it for this #TheTraitors
January 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Minah: “I think it’ll be a sad one”

Nah, not really.

#TheTraitors
January 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM