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Ruby of Bongo
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found a mistake in the dictionary one time
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Power Cat
2025-11-17
Two panel comic showing power cat sleeping during the day and still sleeping at night. During the day he's dreaming of a fish and then at night he's dreaming of the knife alien, an alien holding a knife. The caption says he oft dream of knife alien.
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Ryan Reynolds would take a bullet for you,” the Politician said. He always said that. “Please don’t say that,” Ryan Reynolds said. Ryan Reynolds always said that. From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible. Ryan Reynolds did not like to think about it. About the one armed man at his speech. Or the one armed man who broke into his home. Or the one armed men he paid to guard him from one armed men who sought to harm him while the federal government denied his pleas for protection from the security agency whose modern protocols were carved by the same bullets that cut boughs from his family tree and cut the track of the American experiment.
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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chungus among us
Curry the cat sitting upright on top of a small CRT television. He looks fat and has a bit of a puzzled expression on his face.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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my license is in its infancy still but I think it's pretty good
The "Ruby Zone 1.0.0" license is detailed below. You can use this property for whatever you want. However, there are certain conditions that must be considered. If you ever see me in public, you must buy me a beer and a sandwich of my choosing. You must also not use this property and any iterations of it for anything deemed hateful by me, Ruby May Valentine. Ruby May Valentine is the creator of this license. It's a good license and you love it. You have to say that too, legally. If you post something with the property this license applies to, you have to say "Wow, I love the Ruby Zone 1.0.0 license so much. It's very popular in the city." Thank you.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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don't remember drawing this 😰
sink dog except it's a red cat named power cat and he's holding a knife and a tomato instead of a dish rag and plate.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Email I just had to send to a professor
Exam #2 Hello, there's probably nothing that can be done about it but I wanted to let you know the reason one of my short answers is randomly cut off/incomplete is because my cat, pot roast, took it upon himself to step on the power button of my desktop computer that I was taking the exam on. I only had a few minutes left to finish my answers anyway, but I ran out of time attempting to turn my machine back on. Thank you!
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Got some cool stuff thanks to @emo-sludge.com ‘s “physical world” tier on patreon!
A sticker of a weird bell looking thing with eyes, a dog with a cone protruding from its head, and a print of a slug like creature with a deformed human face reaching its long tongue down towards a table full of leftover food.
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Power Cat Sunday
2025-11-16
Power cat and a ton of other cats lined up on a sidewalk in the desert waiting for something. the camera zooms out to show a massive amount of cats before zooming back in to show they're in line for the grand opening of an aquarium. cat corner says Vivi of central Arkansas says her cat gracie steals pepperoni right off of her pizza! there's a small drawing of a cat with a slice of pepperoni in her mouth
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I wish bluesky had polls so I could do this joke for bluesky and watch the I dislike it meter fill up
Fedi poll where I ask the question what is your opinion of fediverse? With the options I like it, I neither like nor dislike it, I dislike it, and I am not familiar with this brand. I like it is 82.6% of 46 votes, neither is 8.7%, dislike is 0%, and I am not familiar with this brand is 8.7%
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Does anyone know who this is
A small grey cat on top of a printer
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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some of you on here
illustration of a human brain showing the overlapping visual fields of the eyes
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Power Cat
2025-11-15
Power Cat's owner is sitting at her desk on the computer. Power Cat is on top of her head so she looks up at him and says can I help you?
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I guess it's called Ghosts 'n Goblins in the US. I really like the art style.
famicom in front of a crt with makaimura on the screen. A knight guy is throwing a dagger at a zombie in a graveyard in front of some mountains.
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Power Cat
2025-11-14
Power Cat looking at the camera while rambling in Japanese about a movie he watched today. In the background from the doorway presumably his owner who is off panel says huh? The caption reads I guess he likes action movies?
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Decided to move my small crt onto my desk
Famicom in front of a small crt showing shogi on the screen
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Is this good
Famista 93 game over screen showing I scored 0 points I guess
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Power Cat
2025-11-13
A grimey dumpster enclosed by cinder block walls. There's a mean looking rat on the ground and weird yellow spills. Behind the walls are some bushes and smoke stacks in front of the mountains and the night sky. The caption reads power cat's birthplace.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Power Cat all puffed up and hissing while sitting in the window. His owner stands outside the window and says Power Cat, it's me! In the original comic, it is in color, but here it is in black and white with screentones. Power cat also usually speaks Japanese, but here he is hissing in English and his owner is speaking in Japanese.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Power Cat
2025-11-12
Power Cat all puffed up and hissing while sitting in the window. His owner stands outside the window and says Power Cat, it's me!
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Mario flying through space with text that reads when you’re hooked on phonics
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Power Cat
2025-11-11

Was waiting on a shipment of paper, which is why the upload is so late today!
Power Cat staring at the camera. He's wearing a mask that looks like a creepy human face that's more detailed than the rest of the comic. His owner stands in the archway and says please take off the mask.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I can’t find who originally posted this but I’ve been sending this to every group chat I’m in
Mario flying through space with the caption when the fajitas come out sizzling
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Sad :/
Super donkey Kong on the screen showing Donkey Kong and Diddy looking sad in the empty kong’s banana hoard
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Power Cat
2025-11-10
Power Cat wielding a chicken drumstick while fighting a giant fire breathing green sort of dragon-like monster in a cave. Two ghosts stand in the entrance to the cave and one says this is getting serious.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Playing a little super donkey Kong today
Super donkey Kong cassette in a super famicom
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM