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“[Her] brand of high-volume candor can be a lot to absorb, but it’s a force she tries to marshal deliberately.”
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They sure are fcking around hard. When does the finding out begin?
January 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
guys I made arancini.
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
what we’re eating this week.
November 25, 2024 at 11:37 AM
PBS News + the Apple News app are low key calming. I have truly lost my ability to handle cable news and it’s kid sister network news.
November 6, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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for this week's don't rock the inbox, wrote about 25 years of a perfect album open.substack.com/pub/dontrock...
Issue #67: 25 Years of The Chicks' 'Fly'
A quarter century of a perfect album.
open.substack.com
August 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
guys I made a salad.
April 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
you look at some of those folks in the front rows giving those stinky faces and you have to think: I hope she fucks up those country charts and leaves complete devastation in her wake.
March 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Duke got called Kooky Dukes early on and that has somehow morphed into Kookah. I have no idea but I say it a lot??
January 17, 2024 at 9:20 AM
I have eaten homemade crème brûlée every day since Christmas Eve.
December 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM
went down a hacky sack rabbit hole and apparently they are also know as “foot bags.”

you’re welcome for that information.
December 19, 2023 at 9:47 PM
if you, like me, were wondering wtf is up with humanity this week, i can tell you that most people - maybe even all - have also noticed it.

not sure if it is the darkness and cold, the holiday season starting, or just ya know everything. but it's happening everywhere it seems.
December 1, 2023 at 3:37 PM
you guys have no idea how many times I type out weird astrology stuff and delete it.

it’s like. a lot.
November 30, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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Earth is out here like, "I would like to be excluded from this narrative, thank you"
November 30, 2023 at 12:38 AM
you know that part of bake off where someone fucks it and messes up their bread ratios but doesn’t have the will to start over? hi. it’s me.

these rolls are either gonna be great or they aren’t but it’s too late to turn back now.
November 23, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I want Cher’s pants.
November 23, 2023 at 4:49 PM
these corn jokes 👀
November 23, 2023 at 2:44 PM
happy thanksgiving! I will be live posting this parade and if you don’t like the parade, how does it feel to be wrong?
November 23, 2023 at 2:12 PM
over here googling the heights of these Olympic beach volleyball players and Al Roker.
November 23, 2023 at 2:08 PM
just had a mild mental breakdown over cling wrap. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
November 22, 2023 at 9:23 PM
i am gonna do so much nothing this weekend and i cannot wait!
November 22, 2023 at 8:40 PM
feels like everybody I know is in London right now.
November 21, 2023 at 11:16 PM
only 2 eps in, but the new season of the crown is opening up a grief portal for me. not only was Diana important to me growing up, her death is a core memory.

and having now been a 36 year old woman and a mother, I have even more empathy for her.
November 21, 2023 at 1:43 AM
what a love story we all got to witness.
November 19, 2023 at 8:34 PM
recents of my horrible baby for @darthbluesky.bsky.social
November 19, 2023 at 6:41 PM
John McCain lectured me about not wearing sunscreen and made me promise I would I wear at least SPF 75 moving forward.
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 18, 2023 at 11:05 PM