Rubber Mario
@rubbermario.bsky.social
He/Him. Too much trouble for 5' 7. Pure chaos and shenanigans encased in rubber (and occasionally leather)
Kinks include: Fisting | White socks | Bator | Gooner | Cum denial
Not kink: DnD, crochet, cooking, music
👨❤️👨 @dirtypiglet.bsky.social
Kinks include: Fisting | White socks | Bator | Gooner | Cum denial
Not kink: DnD, crochet, cooking, music
👨❤️👨 @dirtypiglet.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Highlights of #FWL2025
-When Baby Lame called me to the stage and asked my name, and the room shouted: "MARIO!" (something I must have done right that so many people know my name
-The pop room at Full Fetish, thanks @reconnews.bsky.social for hearing us!
- Award from @bestdressedmess.bsky.social
-When Baby Lame called me to the stage and asked my name, and the room shouted: "MARIO!" (something I must have done right that so many people know my name
-The pop room at Full Fetish, thanks @reconnews.bsky.social for hearing us!
- Award from @bestdressedmess.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Highlights of #FWL2025
-When Baby Lame called me to the stage and asked my name, and the room shouted: "MARIO!" (something I must have done right that so many people know my name
-The pop room at Full Fetish, thanks @reconnews.bsky.social for hearing us!
- Award from @bestdressedmess.bsky.social
-When Baby Lame called me to the stage and asked my name, and the room shouted: "MARIO!" (something I must have done right that so many people know my name
-The pop room at Full Fetish, thanks @reconnews.bsky.social for hearing us!
- Award from @bestdressedmess.bsky.social
Last day of FWL and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I decided to wear weather appropriate gear
July 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Last day of FWL and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I decided to wear weather appropriate gear
After a day from hell, it was great to give a fisting for newbies class with @dirtypiglet.bsky.social.
You can tell I went straight from work (my commute was hellish), not wearing my bandana or contacts and my hair is a mess, haha
You can tell I went straight from work (my commute was hellish), not wearing my bandana or contacts and my hair is a mess, haha
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
After a day from hell, it was great to give a fisting for newbies class with @dirtypiglet.bsky.social.
You can tell I went straight from work (my commute was hellish), not wearing my bandana or contacts and my hair is a mess, haha
You can tell I went straight from work (my commute was hellish), not wearing my bandana or contacts and my hair is a mess, haha
dear body, we have a masterclass to deliver tomorrow, so you better get rid of this cold. Chicken soup has entered the room
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
dear body, we have a masterclass to deliver tomorrow, so you better get rid of this cold. Chicken soup has entered the room
And yep, we live in quite a conservative part of London, but @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I walked to the station in these outfits
July 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
And yep, we live in quite a conservative part of London, but @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I walked to the station in these outfits
She served at London Pride yesterday, and yep, the amount of sweat I had inside when I took it off was INSANE, but I got loads of compliments
July 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
She served at London Pride yesterday, and yep, the amount of sweat I had inside when I took it off was INSANE, but I got loads of compliments
Yours truly and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social are back to ease you into fisting! Come and learn some tricks, ask questions, and share your knowledge about fisting on Wednesday, 9th July! Who will be around?
June 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yours truly and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social are back to ease you into fisting! Come and learn some tricks, ask questions, and share your knowledge about fisting on Wednesday, 9th July! Who will be around?
Super f4ggy shirt finished!
June 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Super f4ggy shirt finished!
Yesterday's outfit for kinkeoke! And yep, I sang "Esa Diva" by Melody.
May 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Yesterday's outfit for kinkeoke! And yep, I sang "Esa Diva" by Melody.
I know you enjoyed this picture... But there's a blooper you'll like even more, and yep. I almost fell
April 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I know you enjoyed this picture... But there's a blooper you'll like even more, and yep. I almost fell
Just your friendly jazzercise rubber boy neighbour bringing chaos to Fuggerstraße yesterday
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Just your friendly jazzercise rubber boy neighbour bringing chaos to Fuggerstraße yesterday
So @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I left the hotel yesterday at midday... I didn't come back until 1am
April 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
So @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I left the hotel yesterday at midday... I didn't come back until 1am
So, on Monday, I was in the office and I suddenly felt rather unwell. I felt dizzy, confused, and developed a stutter. Emergency service were called and I was admitted in hospital with a suspected stroke. Spoiler alert: don't worry, it wasn't a stroke
March 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So, on Monday, I was in the office and I suddenly felt rather unwell. I felt dizzy, confused, and developed a stutter. Emergency service were called and I was admitted in hospital with a suspected stroke. Spoiler alert: don't worry, it wasn't a stroke
In case you were wondering what I've been up to this weekend. @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I were catching up with old friends
March 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In case you were wondering what I've been up to this weekend. @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I were catching up with old friends
Am I crocheting a case for my lube bottle so the lube doesn't get everywhere? You bet
March 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Am I crocheting a case for my lube bottle so the lube doesn't get everywhere? You bet
As a 🚬 with confidence issues (like every other), today when I was drying my hands and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I was pleasantly surprised.
When did my arms grow this much?
When did my arms grow this much?
March 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
As a 🚬 with confidence issues (like every other), today when I was drying my hands and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I was pleasantly surprised.
When did my arms grow this much?
When did my arms grow this much?
Kink, but make it cozy
March 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Kink, but make it cozy
I've finally finished @dirtypiglet.bsky.social's jumper! It's taken me almost a month, but there you go
March 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've finally finished @dirtypiglet.bsky.social's jumper! It's taken me almost a month, but there you go
On this #MonochromeMonday... I got to the office and couldn't make coffee because the sockets had tripped. What a way to start a Monday... But now they work, so the universe balance is restored
February 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
On this #MonochromeMonday... I got to the office and couldn't make coffee because the sockets had tripped. What a way to start a Monday... But now they work, so the universe balance is restored
I can't be the only one....
February 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I can't be the only one....
One day you're young, hip, and full of energy, and then you're excited because you get to use a pot for the first time
January 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One day you're young, hip, and full of energy, and then you're excited because you get to use a pot for the first time